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'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« on: April 30, 2014, 08:35:12 AM »
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Sarah Palin would like all terrorists to know that if she were in charge, waterboarding is how the United States would baptize them. At least that's what the former Alaskan governor and ex-vice presidential nominee told thousands of attendees this weekend at the National Rifle Association's annual convention in Indianapolis.
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2014, 10:41:15 AM »
She's a real humanitarian. I rather think she'd benefit from a treatment herself. Ten or so minutes under the water should fix it.
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2014, 10:49:24 AM »
"If I were president..."

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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2014, 01:38:12 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2014, 10:41:15 AM
She's a real humanitarian. I rather think she'd benefit from a treatment herself. Ten or so minutes under the water should fix it.

I'd say a little  bit more, just to be sure.
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2014, 06:55:03 PM »
If there is an alien race judging us by the media we output, I really hope they get that she's crazy even by earth standards.
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2014, 10:22:50 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2014, 10:41:15 AM
She's a real humanitarian. I rather think she'd benefit from a treatment herself. Ten or so minutes under the water should fix it.

Nah, training goes out to nearly an hour of waterboarding being broken by not be able to breathe. I do not think ten minutes will do it.

I have a few idea of my own I would like to try.

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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2014, 10:40:36 PM »
How does being a humanitarian affect her treatment of muslims? paki filth are NOT humans, or people. Ragheads are just trash. Disgusting, subhuman shit-skinned  vermin.  The only thing wrong with drowning the dirty cunts is potentially contamination of the water table.

Otherwise; all muslims need to be killed, slowly and painfully as is expedient at the time.
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2014, 02:05:44 AM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 30, 2014, 01:38:12 PM
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2014, 10:41:15 AM
She's a real humanitarian. I rather think she'd benefit from a treatment herself. Ten or so minutes under the water should fix it.

I'd say a little  bit more, just to be sure.

Or multiple times, ten minutes each. :P
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2014, 02:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on April 30, 2014, 10:40:36 PM
How does being a humanitarian affect her treatment of muslims? paki filth are NOT humans, or people. Ragheads are just trash. Disgusting, subhuman shit-skinned  vermin.  The only thing wrong with drowning the dirty cunts is potentially contamination of the water table.

Otherwise; all muslims need to be killed, slowly and painfully as is expedient at the time.

Are you saying that you dislike Pakistani individuals? :tard:
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2014, 04:46:40 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2014, 02:08:23 AM
Quote from: Lestat on April 30, 2014, 10:40:36 PM
How does being a humanitarian affect her treatment of muslims? paki filth are NOT humans, or people. Ragheads are just trash. Disgusting, subhuman shit-skinned  vermin.  The only thing wrong with drowning the dirty cunts is potentially contamination of the water table.

Otherwise; all muslims need to be killed, slowly and painfully as is expedient at the time.

Are you saying that you dislike Pakistani individuals? :tard:

Lestat, a racist? :o
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2014, 07:29:46 AM »
In her defense...she was addressing the NRA.

I don't think "we will incarcerate them in an air conditioned prison, feed them and give them a speedy trail with a fair and impartial jury" is going to win her any votes...although I think "speedy death by firing squad" would have been more popular with at least some volunteers waving their hands.
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2014, 12:54:50 PM »
Oh well, I guess it's OK then, since it was the NRA. :P
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2014, 01:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 01, 2014, 07:29:46 AM
In her defense...she was addressing the NRA.

I don't think "we will incarcerate them in an air conditioned prison, feed them and give them a speedy trail with a fair and impartial jury" is going to win her any votes...although I think "speedy death by firing squad" would have been more popular with at least some volunteers waving their hands.

She is a national embarrassment as are the people cheering what she says, especially those in the NRA which bills it's self as trying to uphold the Constitution in protecting peoples second amendment rights as the other rights are just as important.
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2014, 05:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Parts on May 01, 2014, 01:18:26 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on May 01, 2014, 07:29:46 AM
In her defense...she was addressing the NRA.

I don't think "we will incarcerate them in an air conditioned prison, feed them and give them a speedy trail with a fair and impartial jury" is going to win her any votes...although I think "speedy death by firing squad" would have been more popular with at least some volunteers waving their hands.

She is a national embarrassment as are the people cheering what she says, especially those in the NRA which bills it's self as trying to uphold the Constitution in protecting peoples second amendment rights as the other rights are just as important.

Since the ACLU will protect all amendments except the second, they've got the whole Constitution covered between them. :orly:
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Re: 'Waterboarding Is How We'd Baptize Terrorists'
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2014, 05:51:39 PM »
Quote from: Parts on May 01, 2014, 01:18:26 PM
She is a national embarrassment as are the people cheering what she says, especially those in the NRA which bills it's self as trying to uphold the Constitution in protecting peoples second amendment rights as the other rights are just as important.
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