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Fifi and the flowertots
Quote from: bodie on July 25, 2013, 01:09:24 AMFifi and the flowertots Swedish porn? I'm sure it will get better in a little while.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 25, 2013, 08:17:45 PMQuote from: bodie on July 25, 2013, 01:09:24 AMFifi and the flowertots Swedish porn? I'm sure it will get better in a little while. Swedish porn would be amusing. The cum would be frozen in mid-squirt! I can see it turning into a murder weapon. Would a Swedish porn star say "Pork! Pork! Pork!" instead of "Bork! Bork! Bork!"? No semen smiley. Perhaps this instead?
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Quote from: Semicolon on July 25, 2013, 08:25:28 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 25, 2013, 08:17:45 PMQuote from: bodie on July 25, 2013, 01:09:24 AMFifi and the flowertots Swedish porn? I'm sure it will get better in a little while. Swedish porn would be amusing. The cum would be frozen in mid-squirt! I can see it turning into a murder weapon. Would a Swedish porn star say "Pork! Pork! Pork!" instead of "Bork! Bork! Bork!"? No semen smiley. Perhaps this instead? That's one of CBC's favourite smileys.