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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2014, 08:45:45 PM »
No, I don't dig shit out of my ass when constipated.

That wasn't lulz worthy and you know it!

Yes, it was. :zoinks:

I call bullshit on your inquiry!

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2014, 09:39:35 PM »
*tosses Genesis to the other end of the forum*

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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2014, 09:55:39 PM »
WHEEEE!!!!!

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2014, 02:32:14 AM »
No, I don't dig shit out of my ass when constipated.

That wasn't lulz worthy and you know it!

Yes, it was. :zoinks:

:santa::viking:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wōden

"Woden is thought to be the precursor of the English Father Christmas, or Father Winter, and the American Santa Claus"

:santa: = :hitler:

Therefore, Hitler was brave:

:hitler: = :viking:

Lit is vindicated. :M

Not what I'd label as watertight.
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2014, 07:47:14 AM »
 :santa::pee:?
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2014, 04:50:20 PM »
No, I don't dig shit out of my ass when constipated.

That wasn't lulz worthy and you know it!

Yes, it was. :zoinks:

I call bullshit on your inquiry!

Go ahead. Make my day. :zoinks:

No, I don't dig shit out of my ass when constipated.

That wasn't lulz worthy and you know it!

Yes, it was. :zoinks:

:santa::viking:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wōden

"Woden is thought to be the precursor of the English Father Christmas, or Father Winter, and the American Santa Claus"

:santa: = :hitler:

Therefore, Hitler was brave:

:hitler: = :viking:

Lit is vindicated. :M

Not what I'd label as watertight.

A = B
B = C
Therefore, A = C

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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2014, 07:08:48 PM »
:santa::pee:?

Running around scantily dressed on the north pole to take a leak is either :viking: or bloody stupid.

 
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2014, 10:31:47 PM »
:santa::pee:?

Running around scantily dressed on the north pole to take a leak is either :viking: or bloody stupid.

It's something he probably won't do twice.
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