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Offline Genesis

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Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« on: April 24, 2014, 08:49:04 PM »
If so.... Discuss....
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2014, 10:09:11 PM »
Yes. 


To be or not to be.
Why not?
Who's turn is it?

Can I be a steam powered robot instead?
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2014, 10:22:25 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 24, 2014, 10:09:11 PM
Yes. 


To be or not to be.
Why not?
Who's turn is it?

Can I be a steam powered robot instead?

You're the Queen, you can be a steam powered robot if you wanted to.
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2014, 10:41:52 PM »
 :pirate:
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2014, 11:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on April 24, 2014, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 24, 2014, 10:09:11 PM
Yes. 


To be or not to be.
Why not?
Who's turn is it?

Can I be a steam powered robot instead?

You're the Queen, you can be a steam powered robot if you wanted to.

Actually, if I ever cosplay, I intend to be a steam powered robot Queen Victoria, adjusted to modern times.  A black suit, white blouse, sensible shoes and my crown on my veil.  With some sort of lines on my face like a robot.  And I will hand out calling cards with my name and titles.  As a SPG reference (a line from The Spine's cover of Diamonds by Rhianna) it will also have "THE ULTIMATE 1890's CHICK" on the card.
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2014, 08:37:53 AM »
Viking
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2014, 11:30:06 AM »
Yes.
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2014, 07:40:56 PM »
No, I don't dig shit out of my ass when constipated.
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2014, 07:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 25, 2014, 07:40:56 PM
No, I don't dig shit out of my ass when constipated.

That wasn't lulz worthy and you know it!
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2014, 08:05:35 PM »
I'm all three :pirate:  :viking:

As well as a ninja :swords: and Santa  :santa:
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2014, 08:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 25, 2014, 08:05:35 PM
I'm all three :pirate:  :viking:

As well as a ninja :swords: and Santa  :santa:

:2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2014, 01:26:48 AM »
 :santa: =  :viking:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wōden

"Woden is thought to be the precursor of the English Father Christmas, or Father Winter, and the American Santa Claus"
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2014, 02:34:01 AM »
Santa Claus is BRAVE. :santa:
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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2014, 04:36:49 AM »
Santa spies on you to see what "nice" or "naughty" things you do. He breaks into your house once a year after checking that you are asleep and he will not be disturbed. He creeps around stacking items around your house and in socks, sometimes whilst very close to you.
Now...can we get to the bit where he houses a race of little people in SubArtic temperatures to work for him OR shall we just go to the bit where he has little kids sit on his lap.....
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

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Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Are you a Pirate, a Viking, or a Midget Thrower?
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2014, 05:18:02 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on April 25, 2014, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 25, 2014, 07:40:56 PM
No, I don't dig shit out of my ass when constipated.

That wasn't lulz worthy and you know it!

Yes, it was. :zoinks:

Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 26, 2014, 01:26:48 AM
:santa: =  :viking:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wōden

"Woden is thought to be the precursor of the English Father Christmas, or Father Winter, and the American Santa Claus"

:santa: = :hitler:

Therefore, Hitler was brave:

:hitler: = :viking:

Lit is vindicated. :M
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