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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2006, 01:29:58 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 01:24:11 PM
God, have you been drinking?

Hic... Hic... What makes you ask??

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2006, 02:35:04 PM »
God, can you please give us a gender neutral pronoun for english?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #47 on: December 24, 2006, 02:52:27 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 24, 2006, 02:35:04 PM
God, can you please give us a gender neutral pronoun for english?

Hse.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #48 on: December 24, 2006, 03:36:48 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 01:24:11 PM
God, have you been drinking?

Of course, I have the best SPIRITS available!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2006, 04:38:09 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 01:24:11 PM
God, have you been drinking?

And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2006, 07:26:01 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2006, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 01:24:11 PM
God, have you been drinking?

And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?

Only the good stuff!  I have expensive tastes, you know!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2006, 07:27:35 PM »
Quote from: The grinch of grinches on December 24, 2006, 07:26:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2006, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 01:24:11 PM
God, have you been drinking?

And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?

Only the good stuff!  I have expensive tastes, you know!

                                                                                     --God

HEY!!! I'm the one true god damnit!! quit trying to be me!!!  :razz:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2006, 07:28:43 PM »
This thing with have no other god beside me, what exactly did you mean by that? And do I have to exclude VISA?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2006, 07:29:13 PM »
Quote from: The grinch of grinches on December 24, 2006, 07:26:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2006, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 01:24:11 PM
God, have you been drinking?

And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?

Only the good stuff!  I have expensive tastes, you know!

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Yes, but where can I get it?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2006, 07:30:46 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2006, 07:28:43 PM
This thing with have no other god beside me, what exactly did you mean by that? And do I have to exclude VISA?

I'm the only TRUE god, and yes, I do take VISA
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2006, 07:32:48 PM »
Thank god. ;D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #56 on: December 24, 2006, 07:40:00 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2006, 07:29:13 PM
Quote from: The grinch of grinches on December 24, 2006, 07:26:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2006, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 01:24:11 PM
God, have you been drinking?

And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?

Only the good stuff!  I have expensive tastes, you know!
                                                                                    --God

Yes, but where can I get it?

Well, once you learn to be in all places at the same time.......Scotland for the Whiskey..single malt to die for, (rapture), France for the best wines (bliss) , Italy for Amaretto (Bella), and of course Germany and England for beers that make me so glad I'm eternal.  And as for that imposter out there, I take American Express AND mastercard.  For after all I'm the master of life and death and if you piss me off, I'll give you the american express to HELL.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #57 on: December 25, 2006, 08:32:11 PM »
god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #58 on: December 25, 2006, 09:02:48 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 25, 2006, 08:32:11 PM
god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?

Of cours I banged Mary, where do you think Jesus came from??

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #59 on: December 26, 2006, 08:45:02 AM »
Quote from: Ebawheezer Spooge on December 25, 2006, 09:02:48 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 25, 2006, 08:32:11 PM
god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?

Of cours I banged Mary, where do you think Jesus came from??

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but that was called the emaculate reception.
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