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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2006, 04:07:57 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 14, 2006, 04:03:29 AM
God?  You are standing before god, what do you say?

Man that was some good shit  :stoned:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2006, 04:08:20 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 14, 2006, 04:03:29 AM
God?  You are standing before god, what do you say?

That's the premise. Make up a question, quickly before he nods off again.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #32 on: December 14, 2006, 08:47:04 PM »


What have I done to chap your ass?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #33 on: December 15, 2006, 04:39:34 AM »
Do you have any vulnerabilities?  (Takes out notepad)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #34 on: December 15, 2006, 08:17:54 PM »


Can I trade in a "bored with" or two and get new "want to"?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #35 on: December 15, 2006, 08:40:16 PM »

Did you remember to tell Gabriel that I can fix whatever is wrong with his trumpet?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2006, 03:06:48 AM »
What is your favorite book written by humans between year 0, and 2006, according to the gregorian calender?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2006, 12:09:21 AM »
Will life get better for me soon?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2006, 11:22:37 AM »

Who really invented Rock and Roll?

Blues?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2006, 02:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 17, 2006, 03:06:48 AM
What is your favorite book written by humans between year 0, and 2006, according to the gregorian calender?

The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2006, 08:27:42 AM »

Can I change the music without asking the dog, now or am I still on probation?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2006, 10:41:51 AM »
Can we talk about this whole church thing anytime soon? I'm starving but my wife, her sister, and my father-in-law went there instead of readying the dinner.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2006, 12:36:17 PM »

Is there a more powerful plant equivalent to mistletoe that I can hang up and get blow jobs instead of kisses?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2006, 12:49:53 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 12:36:17 PM

Is there a more powerful plant equivalent to mistletoe that I can hang up and get blow jobs instead of kisses?

Sprinkle your dick with cocaine, that'll do the trick!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2006, 01:24:11 PM »
God, have you been drinking?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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