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Offline odeon

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #480 on: September 18, 2008, 02:25:44 PM »
Quote from: Galileo The Hutt on September 17, 2008, 05:54:44 PM
No, I don't care if you're joking or not. And I can still encourage people to think about something and not care about the outcome :P


God, why don't people understand me?

Because you're not making sense?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #481 on: September 18, 2008, 06:35:30 PM »
What are you talking about? I always make sense, even when I'm not. It's what I do, the sense making and stuff.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #482 on: September 18, 2008, 08:50:41 PM »
Why don't you exist? Oh...wait a minute...never mind.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #483 on: September 18, 2008, 08:52:43 PM »
:lol: :plus:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #484 on: September 19, 2008, 01:19:41 AM »
Quote from: Galileo The Hutt on September 18, 2008, 06:35:30 PM
What are you talking about? I always make sense, even when I'm not. It's what I do, the sense making and stuff.

:laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #485 on: October 02, 2008, 11:18:02 AM »

Hello, is Gabriel there? Can I speak to him? He didn't return my last call.

Please, don't put me on hold, again!


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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #486 on: October 02, 2008, 03:18:40 PM »
What time zone are you in :P
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #487 on: October 02, 2008, 03:31:00 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on October 02, 2008, 11:18:02 AM

Hello, is Gabriel there? Can I speak to him? He didn't return my last call.

Please, don't put me on hold, again!

sorry, but Lucifer here, if i can be of any assistance...    >:D

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #488 on: October 03, 2008, 09:33:45 AM »
Did you plant any dinosaur fossils in my back garden? 

Did you know that the devil is masquerading as the current pope? how did you let that one slip past? Not as powerful as you've led people to believe, eh!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #489 on: October 04, 2008, 07:04:39 PM »
Need the lotto numbers please doesn't have to be a big jackpot just a few million
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #490 on: October 09, 2008, 07:01:44 PM »
god will i live in a fire agate house or cabin in the woods in heaven?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #491 on: October 12, 2008, 02:11:05 AM »
Why oh why did you create boy bands? ::)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #492 on: October 12, 2008, 10:33:24 AM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on October 12, 2008, 02:11:05 AM
Why oh why did you create boy bands? ::)

QFT

And would you mind killing off the Jonas Brothers?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #493 on: October 12, 2008, 05:04:33 PM »
And while you're at it, how about all those idiotic "Idol" shows and "Big Brother"? It would raise the collective IQ of the country by about 5-10 points at least.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #494 on: October 12, 2008, 05:05:34 PM »
And why did you invent shit-coms, God? Did you want us to go insane or do you enjoy torturing your people, or what????
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