Dear Lord- when you read your own Good Book and see how Your followers choose to read and interpret it, do you feel more wrathful, emo, or like bursting into hysterical laughter?
P.S. I'd like to thank you for Catholicism, conservative Christianity, and strict christian schools, on behalf of every man who has ever screwed a newly-unrepressed catholic girl.
I stopped being wrathful centuries ago, I had to give it up for Lent. Besides, I was being wrathful 24/7, and that was no fun. Now I just sit back and enjoy the giggles
that I get from Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts, the Pope, the Ayatollah's and Mullah's, etc. As for thanking me, men created their interpretations, not me. Seriously, I enjoy seeing people do the right things and enjoy their free will in a responsible manner. <sheesh> It's about time the Human race grew up and sorted their own affairs.
Besides, I'm having such a blast playing games on the internet.
There's some good stuff out there. People like yourself, Dawg and others give me hope, though the jury is still out on that ozymandias guy, can't figure out if he's creepy or weird. <shrug> Anyway, good luck in your end of semester stuff, and just between you and me, the sight of men wearing gowns, preaching celibacy
and obedience to the pope is hilarious, and don't get me started on what I think of those nuns!
--GOD
