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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #210 on: March 28, 2007, 06:43:11 PM »
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Should I get another dog or a cat, next?

Get an iguana.

I really need to think in terms of cuddly. Being able to shrug off a knee-slam style wrestling manuever, performed by a six year old, would be a plus for pets in this house, too.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #211 on: March 29, 2007, 12:35:38 AM »
Tiger it is, then.

(Well, seriously, I'd go for a big dog.)
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #212 on: March 29, 2007, 03:13:04 AM »
Where the fuck are you? Come down and take it like the poor mortals! I've been ready to face you for eternity.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #213 on: March 29, 2007, 11:29:02 AM »
You know, if you'd just gotten off your ass and learned to fly, you could have solved that problem a long time ago.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #214 on: March 31, 2007, 05:00:40 AM »

Is it irritating you, that we are building more and bigger bombs, still?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #215 on: March 31, 2007, 07:19:58 PM »
God, why is it that we can bomb more accurately than you can ?? You tend to destroy entire cities, where we can drop a bomb down a chimney.  ::)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #216 on: March 31, 2007, 08:39:36 PM »
When you can wipe out an entire planet like I can.  A city is my "chimney".  So don't get too smug!

                                                                                --God
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #217 on: March 31, 2007, 09:13:16 PM »
I have allowed Humanity to be itself.
              --Grand God Myself--
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #218 on: April 01, 2007, 01:26:48 AM »
You must mean after that little bit with Joseph and Mary, right?
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #219 on: April 10, 2007, 04:17:50 PM »

Why did you fill this little pet world of yours with people who are not really cognizant of what is, yet seem to be perfectly happy bitchin' about what isn't?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #220 on: April 10, 2007, 05:47:31 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 29, 2007, 11:29:02 AM
You know, if you'd just gotten off your ass and learned to fly, you could have solved that problem a long time ago.

Flown all over. Can't find the little twirp.

Anyhow, where are my gloves?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #221 on: April 12, 2007, 08:49:38 AM »
I know wives are off the table, but can I get away with "coveting my neighbor's" internet connection?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #222 on: April 18, 2007, 07:32:59 AM »
why am i such a
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #223 on: April 18, 2007, 08:41:10 AM »

The reason you have a Pea brain is that you love him. I put Pea here so that you and others would learn tolerance and begin to feel love growing from the inside. Try and work with me on this.


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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #224 on: April 18, 2007, 08:45:03 AM »


OK, so why do I draw so much abusive judgementalism to myself, merely from the angle at which I lay my blade against the mustard.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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