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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #660 on: March 16, 2016, 05:19:59 PM »
  "Will I meet my unknown ancestors after I die?"  :orly:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #661 on: March 16, 2016, 05:30:12 PM »
Do crucifixes qualify as graven images?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #662 on: March 16, 2016, 05:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Jack on March 16, 2016, 05:30:12 PM
Do crucifixes qualify as graven images?

  I detect a Protestant mind at work in this question!  :pope:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #663 on: March 16, 2016, 06:52:17 PM »
Dear God, what were you smoking when you created the duck billed platypus?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #664 on: March 16, 2016, 09:45:45 PM »
Dear, God. What would you do if you didn't have to work?  :zoinks:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #665 on: March 16, 2016, 09:47:10 PM »
Dear, God. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?  :zoinks:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #666 on: March 16, 2016, 09:47:44 PM »
Dear, God. If you could change the world, what would you do?  :zoinks:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #667 on: March 16, 2016, 10:28:11 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 16, 2016, 09:47:44 PM
Dear, God. If you could change the world, what would you do?  :zoinks:

  *Morgan Freeman voice*   I would NOT create gophers!  :trollskull:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #668 on: March 17, 2016, 04:27:25 AM »
Why weasels? Why not weebles?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #669 on: March 17, 2016, 08:23:47 PM »
Dear, God. Did Adam and Eve have navels?  :orly:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #670 on: March 17, 2016, 08:52:14 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 17, 2016, 08:23:47 PM
Dear, God. Did Adam and Eve have navels?  :orly:

IN A GODLIKE VOICE 

"No."
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #671 on: March 18, 2016, 12:33:27 AM »
What timezone are you in?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #672 on: March 18, 2016, 06:07:26 PM »
Dear, God. What do you think you bring to this meeting?  :zoinks:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #673 on: March 18, 2016, 06:58:44 PM »
Dear God, what was with the heel-turn in the New Testament? Why'd you go from being a giant douchebag who burns cities to being all nice and loving, what happened?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #674 on: March 18, 2016, 08:55:01 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 18, 2016, 06:58:44 PM
Dear God, what was with the heel-turn in the New Testament? Why'd you go from being a giant douchebag who burns cities to being all nice and loving, what happened?

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