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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #645 on: January 25, 2011, 09:27:33 AM »
Could you finally shed some light on this whole  holy trinity thing?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #646 on: January 25, 2011, 11:08:45 AM »
Why did you make the human race into 2 types, sheep and wolves??

I think that's sheep and goats,  actually. Read your Bible.  :M

I know the bible says that. It's just one more piece of deliberate mis-information.

Actually, the Larry, Moe and Curly analogy is a bit more accurate.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #647 on: January 25, 2011, 03:22:14 PM »
Could you finally shed some light on this whole  holy trinity thing?

Beautiful play on words!! :lol:
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #648 on: January 25, 2011, 07:11:05 PM »
Are you trying to teach Parts patience?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #649 on: January 25, 2011, 08:00:35 PM »
Did you make any other talking flowers, or just this one? ^  :)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #650 on: February 02, 2011, 11:18:52 AM »
o lord wont you buy me a mercedes benz?
blah blah blah

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #651 on: February 02, 2011, 02:18:18 PM »
"Will you plz send that   :snowing: :snowing: :snowing:   we were supposed to get, so I can stay home tonight, kthx."  :angel:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #652 on: October 17, 2011, 12:59:38 AM »
Are you fucking with us all?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #653 on: October 19, 2011, 04:51:38 AM »
Maybe if you had an email address and moved with
the times a little people might just be more willing
to communicate.

Talking is not up everyone's street.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #654 on: October 19, 2011, 02:42:16 PM »
Solum certum nihil esse certi et homine nihil miserius aut superbius.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #655 on: October 19, 2011, 02:45:37 PM »
 ^ :autism: (um, surry.. I have no questions)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #656 on: March 16, 2016, 05:17:15 PM »
  "Are you really a sadistic bastard?  Otherwise, what's up with the hell thing?"  >:(
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #657 on: March 16, 2016, 05:17:56 PM »
  "How long will I live, and what will kill me?"  :orly:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #658 on: March 16, 2016, 05:18:36 PM »
  "Was my great-grandmother really part Native?  If so, what tribe?"  :orly:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #659 on: March 16, 2016, 05:19:20 PM »
  "Do my parents still exist in some form?  Are they still themselves?"  :orly:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"