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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #615 on: June 05, 2010, 07:45:42 PM »



what did i do to chap your ass so bad
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #616 on: June 06, 2010, 07:25:12 AM »
Where are my spare keys?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #617 on: June 06, 2010, 08:19:01 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 05, 2010, 07:45:42 PM



what did i do to chap your ass so bad

Sounds like West Wing
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #618 on: January 19, 2011, 09:33:03 PM »
why do you have to make everything so goddamned hard ? Life is like walking though mud sometimes

so, fuck you, you invisible non-existant cannibal alien  :finger:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #619 on: January 19, 2011, 09:40:12 PM »
Why the hell was I not born a woman?  :finger:

I think a bustier would have looked very fetching on a female me  :orly:.
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #620 on: January 20, 2011, 11:35:24 PM »
How you gonna thank eris for reminding us you exist?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #621 on: January 21, 2011, 01:13:54 PM »
Could I have some food delivered to the projection booth pronto, please.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #622 on: January 21, 2011, 02:12:47 PM »
Still haven't shown me where my spare keys are come on now get off your ass
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #623 on: January 21, 2011, 06:41:04 PM »
Quote from: parts on January 21, 2011, 02:12:47 PM
Still haven't shown me where my spare keys are come on now get off your ass

You're supposed to pray to St. Anthony for lost things and to St. Jude for hopeless cases.  At least in New Orleans and here we say St. Antny. 

Amusing side note.  My sister is an athiest (interesting family I have) and used to pray to St. Antny whenever she couldn't find something.  Finally she had misplaced something uber important and swore to St. Antny that if he would help her find it, she would never ask for his help again.  She found whatever it was.  Then whenever she couldn't find something she would call our Mom, long-distance, and ask HER to ask St. Antny to help my sister find it.  LOL.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #624 on: January 21, 2011, 06:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 21, 2011, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: parts on January 21, 2011, 02:12:47 PM
Still haven't shown me where my spare keys are come on now get off your ass

You're supposed to pray to St. Anthony for lost things and to St. Jude for hopeless cases.  At least in New Orleans and here we say St. Antny. 

Amusing side note.  My sister is an athiest (interesting family I have) and used to pray to St. Antny whenever she couldn't find something.  Finally she had misplaced something uber important and swore to St. Antny that if he would help her find it, she would never ask for his help again.  She found whatever it was.  Then whenever she couldn't find something she would call our Mom, long-distance, and ask HER to ask St. Antny to help my sister find it.  LOL.

My grandmother was an avid fan of his with metals, prayer cards the works she like everyone else in the family was always misplacing  things
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #625 on: January 22, 2011, 04:34:20 AM »
Quote from: parts on January 21, 2011, 06:57:29 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 21, 2011, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: parts on January 21, 2011, 02:12:47 PM
Still haven't shown me where my spare keys are come on now get off your ass

You're supposed to pray to St. Anthony for lost things and to St. Jude for hopeless cases.  At least in New Orleans and here we say St. Antny. 

Amusing side note.  My sister is an athiest (interesting family I have) and used to pray to St. Antny whenever she couldn't find something.  Finally she had misplaced something uber important and swore to St. Antny that if he would help her find it, she would never ask for his help again.  She found whatever it was.  Then whenever she couldn't find something she would call our Mom, long-distance, and ask HER to ask St. Antny to help my sister find it.  LOL.

My grandmother was an avid fan of his with metals, prayer cards the works she like everyone else in the family was always misplacing  things

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #626 on: January 22, 2011, 12:49:54 PM »
Any chance that you could do away with the snow now?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #627 on: January 22, 2011, 01:20:24 PM »
Are you and Vishnu really the same person?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #628 on: January 22, 2011, 04:08:51 PM »


*large echoing voice*



NO.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #629 on: January 22, 2011, 04:43:09 PM »
So who is Vishnu?
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