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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #555 on: March 08, 2009, 03:50:08 PM »
Was Jesus really a virgin birth or did you give Mary a really good godlike fucking :booty:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #556 on: March 08, 2009, 04:20:48 PM »
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #557 on: March 08, 2009, 04:35:20 PM »
Quote from: parts on March 08, 2009, 03:50:08 PM
Was Jesus really a virgin birth or did you give Mary a really good godlike fucking :booty:

What I did to Mary is between Mary and me.
It was a miracle indeed.
I'm feminine.  :green:

Oh, Mary, I do miss her.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #558 on: March 27, 2009, 01:23:58 PM »
Why a I so tired today
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #559 on: April 26, 2009, 08:23:39 AM »
Dear God,

Could you please change a glass of water into some nice red Aussie wine for me.

And eh.... since you are good in doing things in abundance.... I would not mind more than one glass....
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #560 on: April 26, 2009, 08:51:46 AM »
God, today I discovered that my slice has not improved. Can you please help me?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #561 on: April 26, 2009, 07:22:21 PM »
I want back to say 1986 when can I leave?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #562 on: April 27, 2009, 12:00:40 AM »
Did my nephew's wasp tattoo mean what I think it does?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #563 on: April 27, 2009, 05:07:10 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 27, 2009, 12:00:40 AM
Did my nephew's wasp tattoo mean what I think it does?

God     He likes Transformers it's the Waspinator
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #564 on: April 30, 2009, 06:47:21 PM »
That wine I asked you for, did you drink it all on your own?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #565 on: April 30, 2009, 07:50:51 PM »
Yes and it was heavenly :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #566 on: May 01, 2009, 07:52:46 AM »
Yo god. I don't think you're real. What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? :evillaugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #567 on: May 01, 2009, 02:33:18 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 01, 2009, 07:52:46 AM
Yo god. I don't think you're real. What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? :evillaugh:

*GOD*

"how about if I take something from you?

That's what I always do to prove a point.

I will watch and when you are most needy, I will take your next chance of success away from you and then we will be friends, right?"
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #568 on: May 01, 2009, 02:38:07 PM »
So, what the fuck dude!!

You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?


I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!




GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!

DON'T take my favorites!


OOPS!

Question:

Can you see tomorrow, really?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #569 on: May 01, 2009, 09:07:37 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 01, 2009, 02:33:18 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 01, 2009, 07:52:46 AM
Yo god. I don't think you're real. What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? :evillaugh:

*GOD*

"how about if I take something from you?

That's what I always do to prove a point.

I will watch and when you are most needy, I will take your next chance of success away from you and then we will be friends, right?"

Um hey god. Maybe you need a gentle reminder, but there is nothing that HASN'T been taken away. Remember? Oh yeah I called you a faggot. I really meant that dude.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
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