God, have you been drinking?
And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?
Only the good stuff! I have expensive tastes, you know!
--God
Yes, but where can I get it?
Well, once you learn to be in all places at the same time.......Scotland for the Whiskey..single malt to die for, (rapture), France for the best wines (bliss) , Italy for Amaretto (Bella), and of course Germany and England for beers that make me so glad I'm eternal. And as for that imposter out there, I take American Express AND mastercard. For after all I'm the master of life and death and if you piss me off, I'll give you the american express to HELL.