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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #405 on: May 11, 2008, 03:45:02 PM »
Do You take daily backups of the database Up There?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #406 on: May 11, 2008, 05:21:57 PM »
Do You take daily backups of the database Up There?

No, what do I look like............The God of Geeks!  Thats Cthulhu's job, as a Great Old One, I put him in charge of the madness that comes from trying to work with computers. Where you find madness and distortion of the laws of physics, thats him trying to figure out cyberspace on his own.  In fact, (between you and me) he's been Alex 4X4'S  major source of info on how to run wp. 

All kidding asides, your doing fine, I2 doesn't need me! 8)

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #407 on: August 31, 2008, 07:48:33 PM »
WHY
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #408 on: August 31, 2008, 07:56:25 PM »
Because.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #409 on: August 31, 2008, 09:18:55 PM »
God, how do I get AOL off of my computer?
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #410 on: August 31, 2008, 11:27:07 PM »
WHY

Dammit! I was going to ask that :(

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #411 on: August 31, 2008, 11:37:38 PM »
God, how do I get AOL off of my computer?
LOLOLOL
It is a virus basically.   Google it I guess.   Really might take some regedit and msconfig fuckery.   I haven't installed their shitty software on any PC I own in years.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #412 on: September 01, 2008, 06:19:48 AM »
WHY

Why not!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #413 on: September 01, 2008, 06:51:10 AM »
Touche God...Touche.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #414 on: September 01, 2008, 08:38:31 AM »
This is how I got AOL off my computer     GOD
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #415 on: September 01, 2008, 10:03:45 AM »
This is how I got AOL off my computer     GOD


By offing your computer? Surely there must be a better way? :o
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #416 on: September 01, 2008, 10:05:20 AM »
Magnets.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #417 on: September 01, 2008, 06:48:24 PM »
This is how I got AOL off my computer     GOD


wislt though sell me yer axe?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #418 on: September 01, 2008, 07:30:39 PM »
Here's one: Jesus. Any normal person would be had up for child abuse, why weren't you?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #419 on: September 01, 2008, 07:53:30 PM »
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wislt though sell me yer axe?

But that's my God favorite axe :laugh:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw