Son of a bitch!
I haven't believed in you for years, but now that I have your attention, tell me a few things, please.
*God yawns, nods, then listens, reminding 'Dawg that most often, His answer is "No comment"*
When you were young, were you ticklish or have you always been stuck up?
Why did you make my dick just like my feet and then give me small feet?
Is it true you don't have a navel? Let me see.
(anyone think of any more ... quick, while he's listening!)
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( ... or if you have an idea why God did it, please, tell us)