I have an arch-nemesis list

[Semicolon]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

Seducing a young Margaret Thatcher.

[Arya Quinn]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

Seducing a young Margaret Thatcher.

And then stabbing her multiple times?   

['andersom']

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

Seducing a young Margaret Thatcher.

And then stabbing her multiple times?   

Why? With all the Mastodon equipment  , Margareth Thatcher would be too entertained to even think about politics. She would not leave her bedroom for other things than emergencies only.

Would the Mastodon last long enough? Of course, the Mastodon stems from the ice-ages, and is still amongst us. Nothing will get it down, apart from a Weeble.

And Thatcher was no 

[Semicolon]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

Seducing a young Margaret Thatcher.

And then stabbing her multiple times?   

Why? With all the Mastodon equipment  , Margareth Thatcher would be too entertained to even think about politics. She would not leave her bedroom for other things than emergencies only.

Would the Mastodon last long enough? Of course, the Mastodon stems from the ice-ages, and is still amongst us. Nothing will get it down, apart from a Weeble.

And Thatcher was no 

We could play out her fantasies. I would be the union, and she would be the strikebreaker.

[Arya Quinn]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

Seducing a young Margaret Thatcher.

And then stabbing her multiple times?   

Why? With all the Mastodon equipment  , Margareth Thatcher would be too entertained to even think about politics. She would not leave her bedroom for other things than emergencies only.

Would the Mastodon last long enough? Of course, the Mastodon stems from the ice-ages, and is still amongst us. Nothing will get it down, apart from a Weeble.

And Thatcher was no 

We could play out her fantasies. I would be the union, and she would be the strikebreaker.

[sg1008]

/shrugs

I think that, in most instances, there would have been someone else ready to take the reigns. Alexander, Hitler, ... there's always someone.

Hitler didn't invent antisemitism, he simply used it.

Fine. Then murder Alexander's entire army too. 

[Genesis]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

Seducing a young Margaret Thatcher.

And then stabbing her multiple times?   

Why? With all the Mastodon equipment  , Margareth Thatcher would be too entertained to even think about politics. She would not leave her bedroom for other things than emergencies only.

Would the Mastodon last long enough? Of course, the Mastodon stems from the ice-ages, and is still amongst us. Nothing will get it down, apart from a Weeble.

And Thatcher was no 

We could play out her fantasies. I would be the union, and she would be the strikebreaker.

[odeon]

/shrugs

I think that, in most instances, there would have been someone else ready to take the reigns. Alexander, Hitler, ... there's always someone.

Hitler didn't invent antisemitism, he simply used it.

Fine. Then murder Alexander's entire army too. 

One does not simply walk into...

No, wait, wrong line.

[Arya Quinn]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

Seducing a young Margaret Thatcher.

And then stabbing her multiple times?   

Why? With all the Mastodon equipment  , Margareth Thatcher would be too entertained to even think about politics. She would not leave her bedroom for other things than emergencies only.

Would the Mastodon last long enough? Of course, the Mastodon stems from the ice-ages, and is still amongst us. Nothing will get it down, apart from a Weeble.

And Thatcher was no 

We could play out her fantasies. I would be the union, and she would be the strikebreaker.

['andersom']

Relax, she is dead, and now turning and tossing in her grave, thinking about Semi.

['andersom']

And since she is doing that in the form of ashes, in a bowl, under a heavy plate, you are completely safe.

['andersom']

Bear in mind that they are telling fracking and keeping radioactive waste in salt-domes is completely safe too, because it is so deep under ground.

[Semicolon]

The spam is so large as to be annoying.

Relax, she is dead, and now turning and tossing in her grave, thinking about Semi.

[Arya Quinn]

Relax, she is dead, and now turning and tossing in her grave, thinking about Semi.

Maybe zombie and/or Vampire Thatcher will rise from the grave and come after Semi 

And since she is doing that in the form of ashes, in a bowl, under a heavy plate, you are completely safe.

She could become a dust monster and come after Semi 

Then I will have to save him with my hoover. 

[Semicolon]

Relax, she is dead, and now turning and tossing in her grave, thinking about Semi.

Maybe zombie and/or Vampire Thatcher will rise from the grave and come after Semi 

And since she is doing that in the form of ashes, in a bowl, under a heavy plate, you are completely safe.

She could become a dust monster and come after Semi 

Then I will have to save him with my hoover. 

So you'll hoover Margaret Thatcher?

Here I am, being saved: