Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.
So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?
That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever.
There are better reasons, I suppose.
Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?
Seducing a young Margaret Thatcher.
And then stabbing her multiple times?
Why? With all the Mastodon equipment
, Margareth Thatcher would be too entertained to even think about politics. She would not leave her bedroom for other things than emergencies only.
Would the Mastodon last long enough? Of course, the Mastodon stems from the ice-ages, and is still amongst us. Nothing will get it down, apart from a Weeble.
And Thatcher was no