1. The Miami Marlins (formerly The Florida Marlins) took the chance to appear in the World Series in 2003)
2. Ryan Theriot (Former Cub player turned backstabber)
3. The Blonde Motee (My stalker)
4. The Airhead Genius (A girl who literally hates me)
5. The Italian Smartass (A guy from High School who kept calling me "slow" )
6. The Texan Blonde (A girl that everyone in the artsy crowd didn't like so much too "popular" and too "fake")