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[Semicolon]

I lost three minutes of my life reading through this thread. Give it back.

* Semicolon waits for Jack to post a response from the grumpy cat.

[Genesis]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

[Arya Quinn]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

[Genesis]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

 

[odeon]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

[Arya Quinn]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

[sg1008]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

That would not have stopped anything. I've read books from pre-Hitler era...white folk were already taking their aryan blood waaaaaaaaay seriously. The free Masons were already making plans. ..hmm...I wonder if this is why USA took so long to join the war... 

A more effective use would have been to kill Alexander the "Great" before he could destroy the Persian empire. I really would have liked to see how that would have turned out...if my sources are correct, it was like star trek minus spaceships.

[Arya Quinn]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

That would not have stopped anything. I've read books from pre-Hitler era...white folk were already taking their aryan blood waaaaaaaaay seriously. The free Masons were already making plans. ..hmm...I wonder if this is why USA took so long to join the war... 

A more effective use would have been to kill Alexander the "Great" before he could destroy the Persian empire. I really would have liked to see how that would have turned out...if my sources are correct, it was like star trek minus spaceships.

Smothering the infant Alexander the "Great" with a pillow 

[sg1008]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

That would not have stopped anything. I've read books from pre-Hitler era...white folk were already taking their aryan blood waaaaaaaaay seriously. The free Masons were already making plans. ..hmm...I wonder if this is why USA took so long to join the war... 

A more effective use would have been to kill Alexander the "Great" before he could destroy the Persian empire. I really would have liked to see how that would have turned out...if my sources are correct, it was like star trek minus spaceships.

Smothering the infant Alexander the "Great" with a pillow 

Not necessarily the infant Alexander. I would simply advise whoever assassinated his father to assassinate Alexander as well (he would have been 20).

[Genesis]

What about Idi Amin, or Emperor Nero?

[odeon]

Neither would make a difference.

[Arya Quinn]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

That would not have stopped anything. I've read books from pre-Hitler era...white folk were already taking their aryan blood waaaaaaaaay seriously. The free Masons were already making plans. ..hmm...I wonder if this is why USA took so long to join the war... 

A more effective use would have been to kill Alexander the "Great" before he could destroy the Persian empire. I really would have liked to see how that would have turned out...if my sources are correct, it was like star trek minus spaceships.

Smothering the infant Alexander the "Great" with a pillow 

Not necessarily the infant Alexander. I would simply advise whoever assassinated his father to assassinate Alexander as well (he would have been 20).

But wasn't that at the height of his power? Surely someone would take his place?

[sg1008]

Invent time travel, then you will have three mins back.

So the first thing to do when one invents a time machine is to stop themselves from reading a thread to gain three minutes of their life back?

That's the most fucking pointless and boring reason for time travel ever. 

There are better reasons, I suppose.

Smothering the infant Hitler with a pillow?   

That would not have stopped anything. I've read books from pre-Hitler era...white folk were already taking their aryan blood waaaaaaaaay seriously. The free Masons were already making plans. ..hmm...I wonder if this is why USA took so long to join the war... 

A more effective use would have been to kill Alexander the "Great" before he could destroy the Persian empire. I really would have liked to see how that would have turned out...if my sources are correct, it was like star trek minus spaceships.

Smothering the infant Alexander the "Great" with a pillow 

Not necessarily the infant Alexander. I would simply advise whoever assassinated his father to assassinate Alexander as well (he would have been 20).

But wasn't that at the height of his power? Surely someone would take his place?

He would be killed at the same time as his father so he would never become King. Someone would become King, but there is a chance they won't be as charismatic and ruthless as Alexander....and very little chance they will carry out the exact same military campaigns.

[odeon]

/shrugs

I think that, in most instances, there would have been someone else ready to take the reigns. Alexander, Hitler, ... there's always someone.

Hitler didn't invent antisemitism, he simply used it.

[Arya Quinn]

/shrugs

I think that, in most instances, there would have been someone else ready to take the reigns. Alexander, Hitler, ... there's always someone.

Hitler didn't invent antisemitism, he simply used it.

Among other things.