Whodunnit? (contains spoilers)

[Arya Quinn]

How can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons?

A velociraptor isn't a weapon? 

No.

Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun 

A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.

Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? 

It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it.

With the Velociraptor I posted you'd need multiple tanks to take it out.

You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.

Tell that young whippersnapper what things were really like.

 

You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.

 

What does that mean?

I'm sure that you're smart enough to work it out. 

[Semicolon]

Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun 

A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.

Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? 

It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it.

With the Velociraptor I posted you'd need multiple tanks to take it out.

Do you know where I could find multiple tanks? America.

You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.

Tell that young whippersnapper what things were really like.

 

You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.

 

What does that mean?

I'm sure that you're smart enough to work it out. 

You forget that I'm an American.

[odeon]

You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.

Tell that young whippersnapper what things were really like.

[Arya Quinn]

Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun 

A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.

Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? 

It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it.

With the Velociraptor I posted you'd need multiple tanks to take it out.

Do you know where I could find multiple tanks? America.

You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.

 

What does that mean?

I'm sure that you're smart enough to work it out. 

You forget that I'm an American.

Then I shall watch as you think yourself to death. 

[Semicolon]

You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.

Tell that young whippersnapper what things were really like.

Kermit is in the Smithsonian.

Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun 

A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.

Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? 

It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it.

With the Velociraptor I posted you'd need multiple tanks to take it out.

Do you know where I could find multiple tanks? America.

How else can we run our massive cars if we don't have multiple tanks?

You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.

 

What does that mean?

I'm sure that you're smart enough to work it out. 

You forget that I'm an American.

Then I shall watch as you think yourself to death. 

That will take me a while.

[odeon]

Kermit is in the Smithsonian.

Kermit is BRAVE!

[Arya Quinn]

Kermit is in the Smithsonian.

Kermit is BRAVE!

Of course he is. He played a part in the murder of Joffrey to take the Iron Throne for himself 

[odeon]

I think you're trying to frame the frog.

[Arya Quinn]

I think you're trying to frame the frog.

Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. 

[Semicolon]

I think you're trying to frame the frog.

Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. 

Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit?

[Arya Quinn]

I think you're trying to frame the frog.

Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. 

Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit?

 

[Semicolon]

I think you're trying to frame the frog.

Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. 

Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit?

 

There are loose ends here, and the Weeble remains suspiciously absent.

[Arya Quinn]

I think you're trying to frame the frog.

Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. 

Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit?

 

There are loose ends here, and the Weeble remains suspiciously absent.

Maybe the Weeble is still hiding in the shadows. 

[Semicolon]

I think you're trying to frame the frog.

Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. 

Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit?

 

There are loose ends here, and the Weeble remains suspiciously absent.

Maybe the Weeble is still hiding in the shadows. 

I suspect that she is on the lam.

                             

[Arya Quinn]

I think you're trying to frame the frog.

Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. 

Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit?

 

There are loose ends here, and the Weeble remains suspiciously absent.

Maybe the Weeble is still hiding in the shadows. 

I suspect that she is on the lam.

                             

The Weeble doesn't run from the law...

THE LAW RUNS FROM HER