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Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 03:44:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2014, 01:28:42 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 16, 2014, 05:04:11 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 16, 2014, 03:55:54 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 15, 2014, 06:20:50 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 15, 2014, 06:09:10 PMHow can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons? A velociraptor isn't a weapon? No.Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2014, 01:28:42 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 16, 2014, 05:04:11 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 16, 2014, 03:55:54 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 15, 2014, 06:20:50 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 15, 2014, 06:09:10 PMHow can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons? A velociraptor isn't a weapon? No.Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 16, 2014, 05:04:11 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 16, 2014, 03:55:54 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 15, 2014, 06:20:50 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 15, 2014, 06:09:10 PMHow can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons? A velociraptor isn't a weapon? No.Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 16, 2014, 05:04:11 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 16, 2014, 03:55:54 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 15, 2014, 06:20:50 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 15, 2014, 06:09:10 PMHow can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons? A velociraptor isn't a weapon? No.Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 16, 2014, 03:55:54 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 15, 2014, 06:20:50 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 15, 2014, 06:09:10 PMHow can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons? A velociraptor isn't a weapon? No.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 15, 2014, 06:20:50 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 15, 2014, 06:09:10 PMHow can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons? A velociraptor isn't a weapon?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 15, 2014, 06:09:10 PMHow can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons?
Quote from: odeon on April 19, 2014, 04:03:10 PMYou weren't even born during Kermit's heyday. Tell that young whippersnapper what things were really like.
You weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 19, 2014, 07:08:27 PMQuote from: odeon on April 19, 2014, 04:03:10 PMYou weren't even born during Kermit's heyday. What does that mean?
Quote from: odeon on April 19, 2014, 04:03:10 PMYou weren't even born during Kermit's heyday.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 22, 2014, 04:57:12 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 03:44:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2014, 01:28:42 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMWell if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it. With the Velociraptor I posted you'd need multiple tanks to take it out.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 03:44:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2014, 01:28:42 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMWell if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2014, 01:28:42 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMWell if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMWell if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.
Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun
QuoteQuote from: odeon on April 19, 2014, 04:03:10 PMYou weren't even born during Kermit's heyday. Tell that young whippersnapper what things were really like.
QuoteQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 19, 2014, 07:08:27 PMQuote from: odeon on April 19, 2014, 04:03:10 PMYou weren't even born during Kermit's heyday. What does that mean? I'm sure that you're smart enough to work it out.
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Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 22, 2014, 05:12:22 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 22, 2014, 04:57:12 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 03:44:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2014, 01:28:42 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMWell if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it. With the Velociraptor I posted you'd need multiple tanks to take it out. Do you know where I could find multiple tanks? America.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 22, 2014, 05:12:22 AMQuoteQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 19, 2014, 07:08:27 PMQuote from: odeon on April 19, 2014, 04:03:10 PMYou weren't even born during Kermit's heyday. What does that mean? I'm sure that you're smart enough to work it out. You forget that I'm an American.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 22, 2014, 04:57:12 AMQuote from: odeon on April 19, 2014, 04:03:10 PMYou weren't even born during Kermit's heyday. Tell that young whippersnapper what things were really like.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 22, 2014, 06:11:25 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 22, 2014, 05:12:22 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 22, 2014, 04:57:12 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 03:44:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2014, 01:28:42 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2014, 09:33:51 AMWell if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun A good shotgun can kill any game animal presently living (on land) in North America. Velociraptor was a glorified chicken. I'd rather have the gun.Now where did I say it was a regular Velociraptor? It doesn't matter what kind of dinosaur it is, it's an animal and a big enough gun will kill it. With the Velociraptor I posted you'd need multiple tanks to take it out. Do you know where I could find multiple tanks? America.
QuoteQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 22, 2014, 05:12:22 AMQuoteQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 19, 2014, 07:08:27 PMQuote from: odeon on April 19, 2014, 04:03:10 PMYou weren't even born during Kermit's heyday. What does that mean? I'm sure that you're smart enough to work it out. You forget that I'm an American. Then I shall watch as you think yourself to death.
Kermit is in the Smithsonian.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 22, 2014, 08:03:04 PMKermit is in the Smithsonian. Kermit is BRAVE!
I think you're trying to frame the frog.
Quote from: odeon on April 27, 2014, 10:58:19 PMI think you're trying to frame the frog.Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 28, 2014, 02:47:43 AMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2014, 10:58:19 PMI think you're trying to frame the frog.Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit?
Quote from: Semicolon on April 28, 2014, 05:09:13 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 28, 2014, 02:47:43 AMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2014, 10:58:19 PMI think you're trying to frame the frog.Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 28, 2014, 08:40:26 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 28, 2014, 05:09:13 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 28, 2014, 02:47:43 AMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2014, 10:58:19 PMI think you're trying to frame the frog.Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit? There are loose ends here, and the Weeble remains suspiciously absent.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 28, 2014, 05:58:36 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 28, 2014, 08:40:26 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 28, 2014, 05:09:13 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 28, 2014, 02:47:43 AMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2014, 10:58:19 PMI think you're trying to frame the frog.Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit? There are loose ends here, and the Weeble remains suspiciously absent. Maybe the Weeble is still hiding in the shadows.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 29, 2014, 01:35:54 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 28, 2014, 05:58:36 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 28, 2014, 08:40:26 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 28, 2014, 05:09:13 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on April 28, 2014, 02:47:43 AMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2014, 10:58:19 PMI think you're trying to frame the frog.Framing suggests that he played no part in the crime, which is now not a crime as Kermit sits on the Iron Throne. Therefore anyone who played a part in the murder is declared innocent. Why would Kermit want a chair made of iron? Where would the puppeteer sit? There are loose ends here, and the Weeble remains suspiciously absent. Maybe the Weeble is still hiding in the shadows. I suspect that she is on the lam.