Whodunnit? (contains spoilers)

[ZEGH8578]

>:'I

[Semicolon]

*watches game of thrones episode*
*before end credits are even finished, runs to an aspie-forum to spoiler it for everyone outside the US who haven't seen yet*

>:'I

yes yes, I see it in the title. I knew he was gonna die tho. I wikied it. SHUT UIP"!

I live in the UK 

What a compliment though, to be mistaken for an American.

[ZEGH8578]

You're all a bunch of americans

[Arya Quinn]

No one person has been harder on King Joffrey than Some_Bloke. I say this is a cut n dried case BUT as the lead investigator is the lead suspect...

Its possible that I'm the one that did it, yes. Its also possible that Kermit was in on it too...But its also possible that anyone else on this list did it.   

*watches game of thrones episode*
*before end credits are even finished, runs to an aspie-forum to spoiler it for everyone outside the US who haven't seen yet*

>:'I

yes yes, I see it in the title. I knew he was gonna die tho. I wikied it. SHUT UIP"!

I live in the UK 

What a compliment though, to be mistaken for an American.

[ZEGH8578]

When Russia doesn't quite attack another country, but almost flirts with the idea, we're all "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! CALL THE UN TOGETHER! SANCTIONS! ONE MORE GODDAMN STEP, RUSSIA, AND YOULL BE SHITTING PLUTONIUM!!!"

When America invades two countries, and bombs like 8 more, we're like "Oh you "

[Arya Quinn]

When Russia doesn't quite attack another country, but almost flirts with the idea, we're all "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! CALL THE UN TOGETHER! SANCTIONS! ONE MORE GODDAMN STEP, RUSSIA, AND YOULL BE SHITTING PLUTONIUM!!!"

When America invades two countries, and bombs like 8 more, we're like "Oh you "

Pretty much **shrugs shoulders**

[Semicolon]

*watches game of thrones episode*
*before end credits are even finished, runs to an aspie-forum to spoiler it for everyone outside the US who haven't seen yet*

>:'I

yes yes, I see it in the title. I knew he was gonna die tho. I wikied it. SHUT UIP"!

I live in the UK 

What a compliment though, to be mistaken for an American.

How can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons?

You're all a bunch of americans

When Russia doesn't quite attack another country, but almost flirts with the idea, we're all "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! CALL THE UN TOGETHER! SANCTIONS! ONE MORE GODDAMN STEP, RUSSIA, AND YOULL BE SHITTING PLUTONIUM!!!"

When America invades two countries, and bombs like 8 more, we're like "Oh you "

[odeon]

*watches game of thrones episode*
*before end credits are even finished, runs to an aspie-forum to spoiler it for everyone outside the US who haven't seen yet*

>:'I

yes yes, I see it in the title. I knew he was gonna die tho. I wikied it. SHUT UIP"!

I live in the UK 

What a compliment though, to be mistaken for an American.

Are you sure it was meant as one?

[odeon]

You're all a bunch of americans

Hey, that's harsh.

[odeon]

When Russia doesn't quite attack another country, but almost flirts with the idea, we're all "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! CALL THE UN TOGETHER! SANCTIONS! ONE MORE GODDAMN STEP, RUSSIA, AND YOULL BE SHITTING PLUTONIUM!!!"

When America invades two countries, and bombs like 8 more, we're like "Oh you "

Except the "almost" here involves annexing foreign territory and the rest of the world going "OK, you are banned from our sandbox for the next 12 months".

[Arya Quinn]

How can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons?

A velociraptor isn't a weapon? 

[Semicolon]

*watches game of thrones episode*
*before end credits are even finished, runs to an aspie-forum to spoiler it for everyone outside the US who haven't seen yet*

>:'I

yes yes, I see it in the title. I knew he was gonna die tho. I wikied it. SHUT UIP"!

I live in the UK 

What a compliment though, to be mistaken for an American.

Are you sure it was meant as one?

How else would it be intended?

How can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons?

A velociraptor isn't a weapon? 

No.

[Jack]

I'm kindov joking, as I find the fanaticism around "spoilers" a bit too much. Some reactions to spoilers are comical "YOUVE RUINED IT FOR ME!!!" ruined what? That the hero wins, that justice is done, that evil is not allowed to prevail?
"YES THAT! RUINED!!! D:"

Was randomly exposed to an unwanted and unsought spoiler to the movie, The Others, before seeing it. That sort of sucked.

[odeon]

I don't really mind spoilers. When it comes to film plots, my memory is on par with a goldfish's.

[Arya Quinn]

How can he be an American if he's only carrying two weapons?

A velociraptor isn't a weapon? 

No.

Well if I was put into a reality TV show where people kill each other for entertainment I'd much rather have a velociraptor I could command than a pump-action shotgun