A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Chopsticks deserve more consideration. They're fun and am certain they make oriental food taste better. The little paper that chopsticks come inside, says that Confucius say weapons shouldn't be used for dining. Was thinking about how much damage could be done with a chopstick. Thinking quite a bit of chopstick damage could be done, but maybe not as much as with an anti-stabby knife.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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There are still glass bottles around, they need little work done, to become dangerous weapons.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 26, 2014, 06:01:23 PMThere are still glass bottles around, they need little work done, to become dangerous weapons.We must ban those, too.
You're having a nice postcount, dear punctuation mark.
Quote from: Jack on April 26, 2014, 07:35:27 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 26, 2014, 05:53:48 AMThe articles are more interesting than the pictures:Actually, pictures of the anti-stab knife are interesting too. Pics have been posted, Some_Bloke.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 26, 2014, 05:53:48 AMThe articles are more interesting than the pictures:Actually, pictures of the anti-stab knife are interesting too.
The articles are more interesting than the pictures:
Quote from: Semicolon on April 26, 2014, 09:29:50 AMQuote from: Jack on April 26, 2014, 07:35:27 AMQuote from: Semicolon on April 26, 2014, 05:53:48 AMThe articles are more interesting than the pictures:Actually, pictures of the anti-stab knife are interesting too. Pics have been posted, Some_Bloke.But that's not "BAN ALL TEH KNIVES" logicIts more so "Lets make knives less stabby so that that less people get stabbed."
But that's not "BAN ALL TEH KNIVES" logicIts more so "Lets make knives less stabby so that that less people get stabbed."
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 27, 2014, 06:44:58 PMBut that's not "BAN ALL TEH KNIVES" logicIts more so "Lets make knives less stabby so that that less people get stabbed." That's true, though would have to imagine the average person isn't going to de-stabify their own kitchen knives, because they don't view themselves as the stabby type and feel they can be trusted not to turn stabby. For that to happen, it would have to be declared the general public can't be trusted with stabby knives and make it illegal for them to have one, hence making anyone owning a stabby knife a criminal.
That would be illegal.