Don't provoke the little people, especially if they're a cheeky little English girl whose pissed off about ice cream being £9
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Quote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:20:30 PMQuote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:17:18 PMQuote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:07:18 PMQuote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:05:48 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 08:54:40 AMI think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.I thought you built houses out of stuff like plywood and drywall. Who ever thought of using pans for a wall?We build our houses out of bricks and concrete.You fucking weirdos. Why don't you use things that will break, so they buy more of the broken things?I know, and the country is littered with all these non-biodegradable houses that last 100+ years. Oh well, at least they're smaller than the houses in the US, and packed more closely together; I get to hear the neighbours coughing through the shared wall.I'm sure they hear our sexual activities as well.
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:17:18 PMQuote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:07:18 PMQuote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:05:48 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 08:54:40 AMI think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.I thought you built houses out of stuff like plywood and drywall. Who ever thought of using pans for a wall?We build our houses out of bricks and concrete.You fucking weirdos. Why don't you use things that will break, so they buy more of the broken things?I know, and the country is littered with all these non-biodegradable houses that last 100+ years. Oh well, at least they're smaller than the houses in the US, and packed more closely together; I get to hear the neighbours coughing through the shared wall.
Quote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:07:18 PMQuote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:05:48 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 08:54:40 AMI think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.I thought you built houses out of stuff like plywood and drywall. Who ever thought of using pans for a wall?We build our houses out of bricks and concrete.You fucking weirdos. Why don't you use things that will break, so they buy more of the broken things?
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:05:48 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 08:54:40 AMI think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.I thought you built houses out of stuff like plywood and drywall. Who ever thought of using pans for a wall?We build our houses out of bricks and concrete.
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 08:54:40 AMI think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.I thought you built houses out of stuff like plywood and drywall. Who ever thought of using pans for a wall?
I think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:21:38 PMQuote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:20:30 PMQuote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:17:18 PMQuote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:07:18 PMQuote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:05:48 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 08:54:40 AMI think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.I thought you built houses out of stuff like plywood and drywall. Who ever thought of using pans for a wall?We build our houses out of bricks and concrete.You fucking weirdos. Why don't you use things that will break, so they buy more of the broken things?I know, and the country is littered with all these non-biodegradable houses that last 100+ years. Oh well, at least they're smaller than the houses in the US, and packed more closely together; I get to hear the neighbours coughing through the shared wall.I'm sure they hear our sexual activities as well.We've probably traumatised them.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
You want I should charter a truckful of bricks to be delivered on Peter's doorstep the day you arrive?
I could label them Minecraft: Offline Edition.
Peter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PMPeter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.You know you're bored when Peter does it for real.(bored as in a hole, not bored as in uninteresting.)
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PMPeter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.Do you have a special interest?
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 06, 2014, 04:03:55 AMQuote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PMPeter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.Do you have a special interest? Rape and molestation, with a serving of pain. I make her cry sometimes, and I love it.
