What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
The prostitute I killed yesterday? ![orly? :orly:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/orlyaa0.gif)
No, I'm kidding. She stopped twitching hours ago. ![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
They're both at the bottom of the sea and full of seamen
![orly? :orly:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/orlyaa0.gif)
(one of the darkest jokes you'll ever hear from me)