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Mary Poppins
« on: March 22, 2014, 10:21:22 PM »
What don't you want to see Mary Poppins pull out of her satchel?

Her S&M equipment.
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2014, 10:48:31 PM »
Thermonuclear device?
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2014, 10:52:15 PM »
A bloody severed head.
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2014, 07:31:47 PM »
What DO I want to see Mary Poppins pull out of her satchel?

A fifth of Tequila...Mary Poppins needs to live a little.
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2014, 01:52:25 AM »
Cocaine and midget prostitutes wielding chainsaws.
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2014, 05:12:39 AM »
Me, because there's some scary stuff in there according to you guys :P
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2014, 09:35:41 AM »
Justin Bieber
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2014, 12:52:29 PM »


Poppers, LOL. Have had some fun with poppers in the past
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2014, 06:10:16 PM »
  A spoonful of sugar helps the heroin go round.  :zoinks:
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2014, 08:18:57 PM »
Quote from: MissKitty on March 25, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Me, because there's some scary stuff in there according to you guys :P

You don't want to be in Mary Poppins's pocket? :zoinks:

Quote from: couldbecousin on April 30, 2014, 06:10:16 PM
  A spoonful of sugar helps the heroin go round.  :zoinks:

In the most delightful way.
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2014, 10:29:05 PM »

Dexter's saw.
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2014, 04:31:55 AM »
Rubber gloves
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2014, 09:29:35 AM »
A meat cleaver, disposable overalls, a bone saw and a barrel of sulphuric acid.
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2014, 09:06:30 PM »


... more spoonfuls of sugar.



I already took my meds!
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Re: Mary Poppins
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2014, 10:34:16 PM »
Bacon

(It really doesn't agree with me if it's crispy. And limp bacon is impossible to get at a diner.)
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