Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
dafuq are you again?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 24, 2014, 06:02:45 AMdafuq are you again?Deliverer of sexy. Drop off and go. Just like a pizza guy.
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 24, 2014, 06:43:04 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on March 24, 2014, 06:02:45 AMdafuq are you again?Deliverer of sexy. Drop off and go. Just like a pizza guy. And just like with the pizza guy, half of the time you didn't order what you got.