My bathing ritual.
I walk downstairs and select a shirt and underwear, walk over to the couch and toss the shirt onto the couch, walk to the closet, take out a beach towel(a new one every time), walk into the bathroom, close the door, and toss the towel at the corner where the bathtub meets the wall. I then take down all the towels hanging up, and toss them into the corner between the door and the wall. I then take off all my clothing, and put it in the corner as well. Only then do I open the door a crack and toss my underwear out onto the floor right before the door.
I then slide the doors of the shower to the right, necessitating me manuevering around the toilet, to turn on the water. Then I make sure the tempreture is right, pull the shower-on handle, take off my glasses and set them on the toilet top, and step in.
I get used to the water by turning around and soaking. I pick up the soap, and hold it in the path of the water to heat it up, and then procede to lather my nether regions once. Rinse. Lather and apply again, also applying soap to my face. Then I pick up the shampoo, take some out, lather it in my hair. Turn to face the water and begin rinsing. I do that twice. After I have washed my hair, I rinse my face, and my nether regions once again(the soap I let sit during washing my hair). After that is done, I stand up to the showerhead and let the water hit the base of my neck for a few moments. It is relaxing.
I then turn off the water, open the door of shower(opposite door to the one I enter), exit, and begin drying using my beach towel. I get every area I can think of, put on my glasses, walk outside to figure out which areas I missed(they're different... every day), walk back in and dry up. My glasses get all foggy, and I walk out, and put on my underwear standing naked in the corridor.
I then go put on my shirt, and go back to put on deoderant and brush my teeth.