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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2006, 05:28:06 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2006, 05:52:19 PM »
we aspies aren't very good liars.

we aren't that imaginative.
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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2006, 06:49:00 PM »
we aspies aren't very good liars.

we aren't that imaginative.

I'm imaginitive, I just find honesty to be very important.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #48 on: December 15, 2006, 08:49:15 AM »
My bathing ritual.

I walk downstairs and select a shirt and underwear, walk over to the couch and toss the shirt onto the couch, walk to the closet, take out a beach towel(a new one every time), walk into the bathroom, close the door, and toss the towel at the corner where the bathtub meets the wall.  I then take down all the towels hanging up, and toss them into the corner between the door and the wall.  I then take off all my clothing, and put it in the corner as well.  Only then do I open the door a crack and toss my underwear out onto the floor right before the door.

I then slide the doors of the shower to the right, necessitating me manuevering around the toilet, to turn on the water.  Then I make sure the tempreture is right, pull the shower-on handle, take off my glasses and set them on the toilet top, and step in.

I get used to the water by turning around and soaking.  I pick up the soap, and hold it in the path of the water to heat it up, and then procede to lather my nether regions once.  Rinse.  Lather and apply again, also applying soap to my face.  Then I pick up the shampoo, take some out, lather it in my hair.  Turn to face the water and begin rinsing.  I do that twice.  After I have washed my hair, I rinse my face, and my nether regions once again(the soap I let sit during washing my hair).  After that is done, I stand up to the showerhead and let the water hit the base of my neck for a few moments.  It is relaxing.

I then turn off the water, open the door of shower(opposite door to the one I enter), exit, and begin drying using my beach towel.  I get every area I can think of, put on my glasses, walk outside to figure out which areas I missed(they're different... every day), walk back in and dry up.  My glasses get all foggy, and I walk out, and put on my underwear standing naked in the corridor.

I then go put on my shirt, and go back to put on deoderant and brush my teeth.

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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2006, 09:02:21 AM »
Nomaken, based on posting style, but I'm probably wrong.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #50 on: December 15, 2006, 09:07:41 AM »
Nomaken, based on posting style, but I'm probably wrong.

 :agreed:  (including the I'm probably wrong bit).

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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #51 on: December 15, 2006, 09:08:35 AM »
I was going to guess PMS elle myself, although it isn't her posting style.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #52 on: December 15, 2006, 09:15:11 AM »
I was going to guess PMS elle myself, although it isn't her posting style.

Doesn't the fact that admins can see IP addresses give you an unfair advantage?  :P

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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2006, 09:19:19 AM »
We can see peoples IP adresses?  Where?  Is there some place that keeps track of it?  Or do you just keep em in a notepad?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #54 on: December 15, 2006, 09:21:32 AM »
We can see peoples IP adresses?  Where?  Is there some place that keeps track of it?  Or do you just keep em in a notepad?

There's something on people's posts that tells you, you'll have to ask an admin where that is though. I would assume that where it says 'logged' at the bottom of other people's posts that's where it tells admins the IP.
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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #55 on: December 15, 2006, 11:25:46 AM »
Ahh, I see, that would give admins an unfair advantage.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #56 on: December 15, 2006, 12:14:41 PM »
so if Nomaken denies writing that, then, i guess anna.
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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #57 on: December 15, 2006, 12:28:03 PM »
I think it would be more interesting if there was a set amount of time between the submission of a ritual and the revelation of the author.  That way people will really scrutinize over why it is who as opposed to playing hit and miss until the right person is found.  I propose 3 days time.

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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2006, 12:33:44 PM »
so it was Nomaken and so is Mu
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Re: The "Guess The Member By Their Ritual" Game
« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2006, 12:42:31 PM »
Why do you guess that?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.