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Hotel Extra's
« on: March 10, 2014, 02:44:53 AM »
Thinking of visiting England?  but don't want to be all on your lonesome ?  :'(

You could stay here http://www.happyguestslodge.co.uk/ and hire some special company!  For just a fiver you could hire
"Happy"


"Happy" is a goldfish and the hotelier reckons he offers guests 'unconditional love'...
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Happy Guests Lodge has come up with a unique way to ensure Guests travelling alone are able to hire the perfect sleeping partner – a Goldfish!

Guests can pre-book the fish on our own on-line booking service at the small cost of £5 per stay – the fish called Happy, is now available and is already creating waves across the hotel world.

This service is unique and just part of the fresh thinking and imagination that goes into the many Guest services and facilities we offer here at Happy Guests Lodge.

Wondering if the drugs come for free also! 
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2014, 02:57:16 AM »
I know this restaurant "happy garden".  :CanofWorms:
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2014, 04:08:03 AM »
Do they also have happy endings at the Happy Guest Lodge :zoinks:
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2014, 11:48:38 AM »
 That's just what I need, a fish ogling me when I'm nude.    :bath:
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2014, 12:35:27 PM »
I don't suppose it would be too likely to kiss and tell QV.
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2014, 11:59:28 PM »
You never know. Those fishes can be pervy as hell.
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2014, 11:29:48 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2014, 11:59:28 PM
You never know. Those fishes can be pervy as hell.

Especially those mud sharks :zoinks:
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2014, 07:20:31 PM »
  Don't worry, we goldfish have extremely short memories.   :witchygoldfish:
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2014, 02:35:43 AM »


When I worked for the Italians there was a customer selling these 'Siamese fighting fish' in vases, with plants etc.  I remember buying a few with petty cash.  I entered them under 'sundries' in the petty cash book and then put 'security fish' next to that  :zoinks:
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2014, 01:08:03 PM »
Incorrect, CBC. Goldfish have been shown to respond to pavlovian conditioning for quite some time.
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Re: Hotel Extra's
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2014, 01:47:50 PM »
Quote from: bodie on March 27, 2014, 02:35:43 AM


When I worked for the Italians there was a customer selling these 'Siamese fighting fish' in vases, with plants etc.  I remember buying a few with petty cash.  I entered them under 'sundries' in the petty cash book and then put 'security fish' next to that  :zoinks:

That looks very sparse for a fish.
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