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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2014, 04:13:12 PM »
Granted, but the bunny kills you in your sleep.

I wish I was smarter.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2014, 04:18:14 PM »
You are accepted at an American university. You get smarter, but you have to live in America. :orly:

I wish that CBC would post more (which is already a dangerous wish :GA:).
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2014, 05:50:42 PM »
Granted, but CBC posts not just more than you but more than everyone on the forum combined. I2 overloads and explodes. In the explosion, a portal to an alternate universe where the Dodos are still alive opens.

The Dodos repopulate the Earth and take over, tossing humanity aside. To make matters worse they cancel Game Of Thrones. In retaliation, a grief-driven Some_Bloke leads a rebellion and overthrows the Dodos, forming the Some_Bloke Empire and becoming The Asshole Beyond the Wall. Game Of Thrones returns for another season.

While this sounds pretty awesome, you are killed in the rebel uprising due to being pecked to death by a Dodo ninja.

I wish for world peace.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2014, 01:17:51 PM »
You get your world peace but it is solely limited to your envious collection of 'Girls World' styling heads 





I wish to be forever bouncy :tigger:
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2014, 02:37:34 PM »
You get your wish, and every part of you is forever bouncy. Your :bounce: bounce incessantly in a way that no sports bra can control, causing backaches and traffic accidents wherever you go. After one such traffic accident kills you, your eyes are removed and used as toys by a pair of young chavs from London. :GA:

I wish for a snack.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2014, 12:41:39 PM »
Granted but your snack is a baby and puppy sandwich.

I wish that I was the God of Tits and Wine
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2014, 12:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2014, 12:41:39 PM
Granted but your snack is a baby and puppy sandwich.

I wish that I was the God of Tits and Wine

Your wish is granted, but the Tits are birds and the Wine is still grapes.

I wish for a good pair of headphones.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2014, 01:07:36 PM »
Granted but the headphones while good are still possessed. The demon/spirit in possession of the headphones in-turn possesses you.

I wish I could breathe in space.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2014, 03:14:12 PM »
You can breathe in space and spend the rest of your life traveling the solar system, away from any internet connection.

I wish that the Russians and the Ukrainians would solve their differences with arm wrestling.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2014, 03:33:29 PM »
Your wish is granted.
It's a competition that goes on for over a hundred years, and you are one of the appointed full time referees. No holidays included, overtime obligatory.

I wish mosquitoes will avoid humans, from this moment on.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2014, 11:27:46 PM »
Your wish is granted. The mosquitoes now focus on small mammals such as cats, especially the ones living in your household.

I wish I could make a wish without any unwanted effects. :P
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2014, 11:45:19 PM »
Your wish is granted.  But unrelatedly, your daughter elopes with a Hells Angel.

I wish I had a piece of pie.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2014, 02:48:52 AM »
Its not the pie you think it is.

I wish that I had Webble powers.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2014, 04:16:15 PM »
You get the pair of klompen, but they put splinters in your feet.

I want an orange keyboard.
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2014, 07:09:41 PM »
The keyboard is made of literal oranges.

I wish I had all the perks of being a ghost without actually having to die first.
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