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Offline Semicolon

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2014, 04:55:38 PM »
You move to Australia. :zoinks:

I wish for my own tank. :tooledup:
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2014, 06:23:09 PM »
 :santa: brings you your tank, but he forgot to give you the keys and you can't get the damn top open and right now, it's blocking traffic.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2014, 08:42:47 PM »
Your wish is granted.  You have the grace of a gazelle.  Unfortunately, you are a gazelle.

I wish I had pizza.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2014, 11:26:50 PM »
It is now summer. Fantastic, sunny, hot weather. You are forced to take a road trip across the country and your car's AC breaks down about 20 miles into the trip. The back seat is populated by small children.

I wish I had a no-limit prepaid credit card hooked to my account on Amazon.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2014, 01:26:45 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 12, 2014, 11:26:50 PM
It is now summer. Fantastic, sunny, hot weather. You are forced to take a road trip across the country and your car's AC breaks down about 20 miles into the trip. The back seat is populated by small children.

I wish I had a no-limit prepaid credit card hooked to my account on Amazon.

Your wish is granted.  Amazon declares bankruptcy within an hour, before you can use the card. 

I wish I knew how pizza translates into a road trip.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2014, 06:23:52 PM »
It's a long way to the bathroom. :orly:

I wish for a pint of pure water.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2014, 11:36:00 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 13, 2014, 06:23:52 PM
It's a long way to the bathroom. :orly:

I wish for a pint of pure water.
You get your wish. But it's frozen and you're sitting inside an igloo so there's no chance of a thaw  :santa:

I wish I could sleep
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2014, 11:50:23 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 13, 2014, 01:26:45 PM
I wish I knew how pizza translates into a road trip.

I think I completely managed to miss that there was another page of posts here. :laugh:

That, or there is a conspiracy against me.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2014, 04:40:16 AM »
MissKitty: You sleep well, but when you wake up, you realize that it snowed four feet overnight. :snowman:

Odeon: Are you wishing for a conspiracy against you? :zoinks:

Odeon broke the game, so now I'll fix it. :GA: I wish for an admin conspiracy.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2014, 04:09:45 AM »
Apparently, I received an admin conspiracy. :tinfoil:

I wish for a sunny day tomorrow.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2014, 05:26:26 AM »
Your wish is granted, you spend the day in the cellars of a museum, being scrutinised for being a living mastodon.

I wish for an uneventful but very pleasant day, tomorrow.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2014, 09:34:27 AM »
Your wish is granted, but unfortunately you sleep through it.

I wish for black nail polish.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2014, 12:07:35 PM »
Your wish is granted- you are turned into a 13-year-old emo kid.

I wish that for just one day, every politician in the world would say no to bribes.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2014, 01:09:25 PM »
Your wish is granted but they also release a cheesy pop song called 'just say no' that you can't get out of your head.

I wish the urchin would do his homework.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2014, 01:23:26 PM »
The urchin does his homework, but it is a science project that "cures" Autism.

I wish I had a David or a Bunny.
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