I Wish...

[Queen Victoria]

Thanks to the SPG forum for this game.

Works like this: person posts a wish, next poster grants it but with an ironic twist. That poster then makes a wish.

Example from yesteryear:
A: I wish I had no friends.
B: You have no friends-- because they've all become clingy lovers. Every. Last. One.

I wish I had pink hair.

[Semicolon]

You now have pink hair, and male flamingos try to mate with you.

I wish for an end to corruption in Congress.

[Jack]

*poof* Congress is gone and now you have to make all the decisions.

Jack wishes for a cherry coke.

[Icequeen]

*shakes the can, hands it over*

I wish for a vacation.

[odeon]

Your vacation starts today.

Your house's water pipes burst and the water plays havoc with pretty much everything inside. I'd say you'll have no problems coming up with things to do during your vacation.

[Semicolon]

Odeon broke the game.

[Jack]

Odeon broke the game.

You wish.

Jack wishes to be immortal.

[Semicolon]

You are immortal, but you must spend eternity staring at Pentagram's noodz.

I wish that and merge into a single member.

[Icequeen]

You have your wish...the first cow that's impossible to tip over.

I wish for chocolate.

[Semicolon]

You have chocolate, in the form of chocolate syrup covering Parts that you have to lick off.

I wish for some good music.

[Queen Victoria]

I wish I could find pants short enough so I didn't have to walk on them.

[MissKitty]

You find short pants but then PA did the laundry and shrunk them into daisy dukes

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow

[Semicolon]

You sleep in, but the monkeys do, too. They stay up late tomorrow night.

I wish for a pair of klompen.

[bodie]

You are given a top pair of swanky stomper klompen, but they are riddled with woodworm and fall apart just when you are doing the conga through the tulips   

I wish I could hit the target with my bow and arrow. 

[odeon]

Odeon broke the game.

I'm good at breaking things.