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Offline Semicolon

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2014, 08:51:04 PM »
You are replaced by an intangible Patrick Swayze.

I wish that every German in Europe would levitate at once.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #61 on: April 21, 2014, 11:34:42 PM »
You get your wish, but all German beer stops being made because the brewmeisters are high.   :beer:

I wish my butt didn't hurt from riding that bike.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2014, 12:39:51 AM »
You invite Lit over to visit for the day. Now your butt doesn't hurt from riding the bike. :trollface:

I wish to ride a centaur.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2014, 05:18:37 AM »
You have sex with the centaur.

I wish I had the same powers as Superman but with none of his responsibilities.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2014, 06:08:43 AM »
You don't become Bizarro. :GA:

I wish that the Tories and UKIP would form a coalition in the next UK election. :trollface:
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2014, 05:22:14 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 22, 2014, 06:08:43 AM
I wish that the Tories and UKIP would form a coalition in the next UK election. :trollface:

Being the major cunts (or rather Cuntservatives) that they are, they start world war three by nuking "Bong Bong land" America is caught up in it (somehow) and gets nuked into oblivion.

Many years later:



(But I'm okay because I move to Iceland :zoinks:)
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2014, 07:54:23 PM »
Iceland has no army. :trollface:

I wish that Some_Bloke would make a wish. :orly:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2014, 02:51:50 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 22, 2014, 07:54:23 PM
Iceland has no army. :trollface:

Exactly why it wouldn't get involved in the war  :yarly:

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I wish that Some_Bloke would make a wish. :orly:

Some_Bloke wishes that you are a marshmallow and then you get eaten by Gary Bucey.

I wish that the Red Wedding never happened.
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