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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2014, 12:05:02 AM »
Quote from: bodie on March 09, 2014, 04:33:21 PM
You are given a top pair of swanky stomper klompen, but they are riddled with woodworm and fall apart just when you are doing the conga through the tulips   :zoinks:

I wish I could hit the target with my bow and arrow.

You did. He died.

I wish my book was published.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2014, 01:51:42 AM »
It did,
It made you famous. Middle aged men and women are following you everywhere, drooling even on your Jag.

I wish for a lot more trees where I live.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2014, 04:27:26 AM »
You get your wish, by moving to America. :tard:

I wish for a sandwich.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2014, 04:32:59 PM »
You get it. But the two excessively hairy men who showed up on your doorstep asking if you were the filling, wasn't what you were counting on.

I wish I could go on a vacation someplace quiet
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2014, 04:46:14 PM »
You go on vacation in the Swedish wilderness and stay with Lit. :GA:

I wish for a trip to Europe.
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2014, 06:24:46 PM »
Ta-daaaa you are in Europe! You end up in London's East End and get amnesia after a bump to your head.  You are taken in by some unscrupulous cockney bastards who make you believe you are heir to the throne of England.  :viking:


I wish i could find my voice IRL and talk without any anxiety.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2014, 01:52:42 AM »
Your wish has been granted, but you have lost your capability to produce coherent thoughts.


I would like a nice massage.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2014, 05:49:02 AM »
You get a gift certificate for a free massage, but you catch the Ass Burgers Disease on your ride there and ask the masseuse not to touch you. :tard:

I wish for a train derailing. :trainwreck:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2014, 02:46:16 PM »
You're lucky, you get to see it from a very close range, as an integral part of the derailing device. It will be your final memory.

I wish all beds were made, in my house.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2014, 03:00:15 PM »
Your house is turned into a bed-making factory to carve from scratch all of the beds in the world. This factory supplies all of the world's beds, which are hereafter known as "Hykes".

I wish for some fast food. :zoinks:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2014, 03:16:04 PM »
Here you go. Now go catch it.



I wish we weren't getting more snow tomorrow
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2014, 05:58:33 PM »
You don't get any more snow, and the weather turns into a warm spring. It's such nice weather that Justin Bieber moves back to Canada. :GA:

I wish for :hyke: to bring me some Dutch chocolate.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2014, 06:46:50 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 11, 2014, 05:58:33 PM
You don't get any more snow, and the weather turns into a warm spring. It's such nice weather that Justin Bieber moves back to Canada. :GA:

I wish for :hyke: to bring me some Dutch chocolate.
:hyke: brings you some dutch chocolate- baked into a hot dog, with a rye bun and guacamole topping.  Because the computer from jeopardy thought that was a good idea.

I wish I could move things with my mind.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2014, 12:03:09 AM »
Your wish is granted. Now everything moves about as soon as you think about them.

I wish I'd stop getting new eye infections all the time without losing the eye.
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Re: I Wish...
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2014, 02:34:40 PM »
*waves wand*

Your wish is granted, you are now healed and have x-ray vision...you have the ability to see through clothes...boobs everywhere...unfortunately this works with both sexes.

I wish it was summer.
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