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Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« on: February 10, 2014, 05:48:47 PM »
Nancy and Donald Featherstone have been wearing matching outfits for almost as long as they’ve been married.













Each matching pair of outfits is handmade by Nancy, who began the practice early in the couple’s marriage. As Nancy’s tailoring skills improved over the years, the outfits became more elaborate. The couple’s coordinated clothes now fill four wardrobes. A special closet contains 40 outfits made of flamingo fabric—an appropriate pattern as Donald Featherstone is the inventor of the pink lawn flamingo.




Nancy said  "When I met Donald, he always wore a suit and tie. He had a very formal upbringing and refused to take off his jacket, so when he came to visit one hot and humid summer, I thought he was going to melt. I came up with a plan: I made him a short-sleeved shirt as a gift, knowing he'd wear it so as not to hurt my feelings. It worked, and after we married I carried on making his shirts.

The man at the fabric shop was always very generous when he cut my fabric, so, after checking Donald didn't mind, I would make myself a matching blouse with the leftovers. It was fun going out in coordinating shirts – in high school in the US, it means you're "going steady", which was a giggle to us, since we were married. We got lots of compliments and people who would normally just walk on by stopped to talk to us. We enjoyed the attention and we also enjoyed how we looked."


I think it is an amazing coincidence they found each other.  Two people sharing a passion for hideous fabric patterns. :zoinks:

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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2014, 05:54:27 PM »
Well, if one of them wanders off describing the clothes is simplified.
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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2014, 06:08:39 PM »
I just find this really disturbing.   :GA:

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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2014, 06:55:36 PM »
I wonder what would happen if they were 'swingers' ?

They could host a party where say ten people all wore the same  horrendous,  loud, clothing.  :orly:
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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2014, 07:12:05 PM »
I was inclined to point at them and call them freakos and such, but awwwww, they look so sweet! It's a fun, humorous thing to do :]

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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2014, 10:15:05 PM »
  Sweet, maybe, but my god, so time-consuming!  All those matching outfits, all that sewing!   :GA:
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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2014, 10:22:58 PM »
I would consider something like that grounds for divorce. :LOL:

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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2014, 11:21:07 PM »
  Sweet, maybe, but my god, so time-consuming!  All those matching outfits, all that sewing!   :GA:

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It's a good setup for a murder plot. Have someone else wear one set of clothes while that spouse (husband or wife) is off committing the murder. If no one looks too hard, it will look like that spouse has an alibi. :police:
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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2014, 11:57:56 PM »
Oh deary me! This reminds me of the Florida incident all over again!!!!

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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2014, 11:58:36 PM »
It's not sweet, it's not cute, it's just FUCKING AWFUL! :GA:
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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2014, 12:01:46 AM »
It's not sweet, it's not cute, it's just FUCKING AWFUL! :GA:

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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2014, 07:30:59 AM »
you guys are terrible :M

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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2014, 08:00:21 AM »
I wonder what would happen if they were 'swingers' ?

They could host a party where say ten people all wore the same  horrendous,  loud, clothing.  :orly:

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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2014, 08:58:12 AM »
It's the solution for the severely faceblind. Recognising their spouse finally can happen on sight.
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Re: Couple wear matching outfits every day for 35 years
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2014, 03:20:11 PM »
Donald invented the lawn flamingo!!!!!   :viking: