All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox

[Jack]

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Are you trying to say the news isn't actually the most important thing on the page? Large fonts usually irritate me too. Though cousin speaks in the voice of an enlarged Georgia font. It doesn't make her appear pretentious though, only a little louder than everyone else.

No way, man. That gal's just pretentious. 

Have grown so accustomed to her posting style, it would probably irritate me if she changed it.

["couldbecousin"]

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Are you trying to say the news isn't actually the most important thing on the page? Large fonts usually irritate me too. Though cousin speaks in the voice of an enlarged Georgia font. It doesn't make her appear pretentious though, only a little louder than everyone else.

No way, man. That gal's just pretentious. 

  And you are a GROUNDHOG. Own it! 

[Gopher Gary]

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Are you trying to say the news isn't actually the most important thing on the page? Large fonts usually irritate me too. Though cousin speaks in the voice of an enlarged Georgia font. It doesn't make her appear pretentious though, only a little louder than everyone else.

No way, man. That gal's just pretentious. 

  And you are a GROUNDHOG. Own it! 

Quit yelling at me in your big pretentious font, CBC. 

["couldbecousin"]

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Are you trying to say the news isn't actually the most important thing on the page? Large fonts usually irritate me too. Though cousin speaks in the voice of an enlarged Georgia font. It doesn't make her appear pretentious though, only a little louder than everyone else.

No way, man. That gal's just pretentious. 

  And you are a GROUNDHOG. Own it! 

Quit yelling at me in your big pretentious font, CBC. 

  Get back here and resume posting with your clever little paws!