All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox

[Gopher Gary]

What's up with the giant bold font on some of the newz?

["couldbecousin"]

What's up with the giant bold font on some of the newz?

 
  It's to help you read things with your tiny beady eyes!

[Gopher Gary]

What's up with the giant bold font on some of the newz?

 
  It's to help you read things with your tiny beady eyes!

My eyes are fine and it looks like hell. 

["couldbecousin"]

What's up with the giant bold font on some of the newz?

 
  It's to help you read things with your tiny beady eyes!

My eyes are fine and it looks like hell. 

  Somebody is cranky, and should hibernate for about six more weeks.

[Gopher Gary]

What's up with the giant bold font on some of the newz?

 
  It's to help you read things with your tiny beady eyes!

My eyes are fine and it looks like hell. 

  Somebody is cranky, and should hibernate for about six more weeks.

I'm very low functioning today and the newz is too big. 

['andersom']

What's up with the giant bold font on some of the newz?

 
  It's to help you read things with your tiny beady eyes!

My eyes are fine and it looks like hell. 

  Somebody is cranky, and should hibernate for about six more weeks.

I'm very low functioning today and the newz is too big. 

Those days happen. Extra hibernation, or a weighted blanket to hide under may help.

[bodie]

I have made it smaller.

[Semicolon]

What's up with the giant bold font on some of the newz?

 
  It's to help you read things with your tiny beady eyes!

You flatterer.

[Gopher Gary]

I have made it smaller.

  That's a good one.    I think I like being in the newsbox. I've never been up there before.  

At least you didn't cry about me being a fairy. 

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

[bodie]

I have made it smaller.

  That's a good one.    I think I like being in the newsbox. I've never been up there before.  

At least you didn't cry about me being a fairy. 

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Pretentious?  Who, me?  *Bodie sips her latte*

[Gopher Gary]

I have made it smaller.

  That's a good one.    I think I like being in the newsbox. I've never been up there before.  

At least you didn't cry about me being a fairy. 

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Pretentious?  Who, me?  *Bodie sips her latte*

No, not you.    I told you, you do a good enough job at dumb when you aint pretending. 

[bodie]

I have made it smaller.

  That's a good one.    I think I like being in the newsbox. I've never been up there before.  

At least you didn't cry about me being a fairy. 

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Pretentious?  Who, me?  *Bodie sips her latte*

No, not you.    I told you, you do a good enough job at dumb when you aint pretending. 

[Jack]

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Are you trying to say the news isn't actually the most important thing on the page? Large fonts usually irritate me too. Though cousin speaks in the voice of an enlarged Georgia font. It doesn't make her appear pretentious though, only a little louder than everyone else.

[Gopher Gary]

I have made it smaller.

  That's a good one.    I think I like being in the newsbox. I've never been up there before.  

At least you didn't cry about me being a fairy. 

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Pretentious?  Who, me?  *Bodie sips her latte*

No, not you.    I told you, you do a good enough job at dumb when you aint pretending. 

Awww! I'm sorry. Was that a genuine blonde moment?

[Gopher Gary]

Seriously though, the big font looks pretentious.

Are you trying to say the news isn't actually the most important thing on the page? Large fonts usually irritate me too. Though cousin speaks in the voice of an enlarged Georgia font. It doesn't make her appear pretentious though, only a little louder than everyone else.

No way, man. That gal's just pretentious.