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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2014, 03:46:41 PM »
This one was easy.  :viking:

I have a tail,  and I have a head but no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

Answer, a coin.   :2thumbsup:

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2014, 04:11:16 PM »
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Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks? :orly:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2014, 04:11:27 PM »
Yup,  Ok i will find some hard ones

(as the actress said to the bishop)
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2014, 04:15:39 PM »
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Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks? :orly:

I wonder if they are woolly or cotton, there has been no reference to that and it is important because they could have shrunk in the wash  :tard:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2014, 04:46:27 PM »
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Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks? :orly:

Who doesn't match them together in their drawer?

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2014, 06:04:44 PM »
But I like being a gopher today.  :zoinks:

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. :LOL:

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2014, 06:51:21 PM »
But I like being a gopher today.  :zoinks:

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. :LOL:

I sure look like a gopher.  :zoinks:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2014, 06:58:30 PM »
I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?

Yep! Your Majesty  it is a keyboard.



Which one are you saying 'comma' for?

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2014, 07:05:28 PM »
How quickly can you find out what is unusual...

None of the words have the letter "e."
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2014, 07:51:06 PM »
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Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks? :orly:

Who doesn't match them together in their drawer?
I don't. I put my clean socks and skivvies in my USN flight bag.

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2014, 08:10:37 PM »
But I like being a gopher today.  :zoinks:

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. :LOL:

I sure look like a gopher.  :zoinks:

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2014, 08:12:42 PM »
But I like being a gopher today.  :zoinks:

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. :LOL:

I sure look like a gopher.  :zoinks:

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you!  :hug:


Awww! :hug:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2014, 08:24:20 PM »
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Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks? :orly:

Who doesn't match them together in their drawer?
I don't. I put my clean socks and skivvies in my USN flight bag.
Guessing they're probably all the same.

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2014, 08:28:37 PM »
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three,...

An eye?
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2014, 08:38:40 PM »
But I like being a gopher today.  :zoinks:

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. :LOL:

I sure look like a gopher.  :zoinks:

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you!  :hug:

Such language! :o
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