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Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?
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QuoteYour shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks?
But I like being a gopher today.
Quote from: Punxsutawney Phil on February 01, 2014, 03:19:02 PMBut I like being a gopher today. You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.
I have keys that open no locks,I have space, but there is no room,You can enter, but you can't go in.What am I?Yep! Your Majesty it is a keyboard.Which one are you saying 'comma' for?
Quote from: Semicolon on February 01, 2014, 04:11:16 PMQuoteYour shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks? Who doesn't match them together in their drawer?
Quote from: Icequeen on February 01, 2014, 06:04:44 PMQuote from: Punxsutawney Phil on February 01, 2014, 03:19:02 PMBut I like being a gopher today. You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. I sure look like a gopher.
Quote from: Punxsutawney Phil on February 01, 2014, 06:51:21 PMQuote from: Icequeen on February 01, 2014, 06:04:44 PMQuote from: Punxsutawney Phil on February 01, 2014, 03:19:02 PMBut I like being a gopher today. You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. I sure look like a gopher. You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you!
Quote from: Jack on February 01, 2014, 04:46:27 PMQuote from: Semicolon on February 01, 2014, 04:11:16 PMQuoteYour shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks? Who doesn't match them together in their drawer?I don't. I put my clean socks and skivvies in my USN flight bag.