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All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« on: February 01, 2014, 11:40:10 AM »
I've heard them all before.

I've heard EVERYTHING before.

Let's get some original content around here before tomorrow.  I suspect I'll be reading all of it a whole bunch of times.
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2014, 12:03:55 PM »
Ask Bodie to post nudes there. It can be your personal Page 3. :tard:

At least there's some variety. 8)
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2014, 12:36:55 PM »
As soon as they are answered they will be removed.   It makes sense to start with easy ones.

I am just trying different things.

So, tell me, what does the sock want in the newsbox ?  Anyway we have a 'news box' thread already.  In the elders section.  Oh sorry, you are not allowed access.  That is too bad  :zoinks:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2014, 12:44:16 PM »
How do we answer them?  I know one is a keyboard and another is a comma.
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2014, 01:00:59 PM »
I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?

Yep! Your Majesty  it is a keyboard.



Which one are you saying 'comma' for? 
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2014, 01:06:58 PM »
You could post calculus to amuse the sock. :zoinks:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2014, 01:09:33 PM »
[suspicious]I'll answer "nothing" to the long riddle, if we're answering them.[/suspicious]
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2014, 01:17:32 PM »
Yes.  correct. 
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2014, 02:30:19 PM »
I don't know who made me a gopher, but that shit's funny.  :lol1:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2014, 02:43:54 PM »
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 12:36:55 PM
So, tell me, what does the sock want in the newsbox ?  Anyway we have a 'news box' thread already.  In the elders section.  Oh sorry, you are not allowed access.  That is too bad  :zoinks:

Maybe they didn't want you to get mad and stop sending them PMs.  :zoinks:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2014, 02:44:39 PM »
I hope whoever made me a gopher doesn't mind if I keep it. I can't stop laughing at that thing.  :lol1:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2014, 02:51:19 PM »
Quote from: Punxsutawney Phil on February 01, 2014, 02:43:54 PM
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 12:36:55 PM
So, tell me, what does the sock want in the newsbox ?  Anyway we have a 'news box' thread already.  In the elders section.  Oh sorry, you are not allowed access.  That is too bad  :zoinks:

Maybe they didn't want you to get mad and stop sending them PMs.  :zoinks:

PM's ?   what PM's?
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2014, 03:01:34 PM »
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 02:51:19 PM
Quote from: Punxsutawney Phil on February 01, 2014, 02:43:54 PM
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 12:36:55 PM
So, tell me, what does the sock want in the newsbox ?  Anyway we have a 'news box' thread already.  In the elders section.  Oh sorry, you are not allowed access.  That is too bad  :zoinks:

Maybe they didn't want you to get mad and stop sending them PMs.  :zoinks:

PM's ?   what PM's?

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2014, 03:06:20 PM »
It wasn't me who changed your picture!  Pity you can't see the thread in the Elder's then you would know. :hahaha:


I actually *want* Hairy Gary back  :zoinks:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2014, 03:19:02 PM »
But I like being a gopher today.  :zoinks:
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