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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2014, 11:48:18 PM »

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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2014, 12:34:53 AM »
I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?

Yep! Your Majesty  it is a keyboard.



Which one are you saying 'comma' for?

Head, tail, no body
  It was a coin.
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2014, 12:36:00 AM »
How quickly can you find out what is unusual...

None of the words have the letter "e."

 :clap:  Your Majesty is most correct.
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2014, 12:36:34 AM »
I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?

Yep! Your Majesty  it is a keyboard.



Which one are you saying 'comma' for?

Head, tail, no body
  It was a coin.

It was a coin, but now it's a comma.  Queen Victoria has ruled so.   :asthing:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2014, 12:37:35 AM »
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three,...

An eye?

 :clap:  Yes.
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2014, 12:39:08 AM »
I shall now retire from the Riddle Competition undefeated.  Next I will take on Lord Voldemort.
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2014, 12:50:08 AM »
But I like being a gopher today.  :zoinks:

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. :LOL:

I sure look like a gopher.  :zoinks:

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you!  :hug:


Awww! :hug:

He claims to know all the riddles, but has not answered one yet,  I think 'gollum' is more appropriate!
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2014, 08:57:59 AM »
But I like being a gopher today.  :zoinks:

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate. :LOL:

I sure look like a gopher.  :zoinks:

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you!  :hug:


Awww! :hug:

He claims to know all the riddles, but has not answered one yet,  I think 'gollum' is more appropriate!

You know that wasn't me. Quit playing dumb. You do a good enough job when you ain't pretending.  :hahaha:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2014, 12:08:05 PM »
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You know that wasn't me.

Wasn't who?  You speak with the mouth piece of the community sock puppet.  That means any of the members here can slip inside you as and when they please  :hahaha:

If you want your own 'persona' on here, why don't you use your own account?

It wasn't me that changed the sock puppet into a gopher so how would I know it wasn't you?
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2014, 02:15:18 PM »
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You know that wasn't me.

Wasn't who?  You speak with the mouth piece of the community sock puppet.  That means any of the members here can slip inside you as and when they please  :hahaha:

If you want your own 'persona' on here, why don't you use your own account?

It wasn't me that changed the sock puppet into a gopher so how would I know it wasn't you?

Much like Queen Victoria. :zoinks: :P
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2014, 05:27:09 PM »
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You know that wasn't me.

Wasn't who?  You speak with the mouth piece of the community sock puppet.  That means any of the members here can slip inside you as and when they please  :hahaha:

If you want your own 'persona' on here, why don't you use your own account?

It wasn't me that changed the sock puppet into a gopher so how would I know it wasn't you?

Oh my, blonde moment, I have no clue what's going on here.  ::)

This is my account. I actually think it's funny when other people use it. Except for you, because you just cry and bleed on me.  :zoinks:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2014, 05:35:55 PM »
The interwebs says I've officially cursed the world with six more weeks of winter. You can thank me later.  :zoinks: I never knew being a gopher meant having so much power.  :mischief:
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #42 on: February 03, 2014, 08:05:15 AM »
Do those socks come in left and right socks? Or is it just red socks, green socks and such?
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2014, 08:14:18 AM »
If it is not about left and right, then it is impossible to pull out more than 9 socks without getting a match, so the answer is 10.
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Re: All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox
« Reply #44 on: February 03, 2014, 08:15:39 AM »
If it is still dark, you will still have no idea which socks to put on though.
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