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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 27, 2014, 05:03:29 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 27, 2014, 07:39:33 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMI'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach. I can lower my butt to your level. Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over. The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it. I'm a mastodon, not an elephant, you groundhog. I can sit on your gopher hole, and you can wipe from underground.
Quote from: Semicolon on October 27, 2014, 07:39:33 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMI'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach. I can lower my butt to your level. Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over. The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMI'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach. I can lower my butt to your level.
Quote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMI'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.
I'm not wiping your ass.
Semi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread.
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on October 28, 2014, 07:39:16 AMSemi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread. I blame Semicolon.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 28, 2014, 05:44:59 PMQuote from: Pappy Boyington on October 28, 2014, 07:39:16 AMSemi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread. I blame Semicolon. I blame you and I'm going to punish you!!
Quote from: Semicolon on October 28, 2014, 06:59:10 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 27, 2014, 05:03:29 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 27, 2014, 07:39:33 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMI'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach. I can lower my butt to your level. Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over. The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it. I'm a mastodon, not an elephant, you groundhog. I can sit on your gopher hole, and you can wipe from underground. You're an excellent problem solver, Semicolon.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on October 28, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 28, 2014, 05:44:59 PMQuote from: Pappy Boyington on October 28, 2014, 07:39:16 AMSemi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread. I blame Semicolon. I blame you and I'm going to punish you!! I can't be punished, that's what makes me so amusingly frustrating.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 28, 2014, 06:26:17 PMQuote from: Pappy Boyington on October 28, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 28, 2014, 05:44:59 PMQuote from: Pappy Boyington on October 28, 2014, 07:39:16 AMSemi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread. I blame Semicolon. I blame you and I'm going to punish you!! I can't be punished, that's what makes me so amusingly frustrating. It's all on topic. Even on a budget, the mastodon will not skimp on gophers.
Fish, cheap fish is just gross