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Offline Yuri Bezmenov

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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #60 on: October 28, 2014, 07:39:16 AM »
Semi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.

If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread.    :police:


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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #61 on: October 28, 2014, 05:30:25 PM »
I'm not wiping your ass. :hahaha:

Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.   :zoinks:

I can lower my butt to your level. :zoinks:

Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over.  :hahaha: The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.   :lol1:

I'm a mastodon, not an elephant, you groundhog. :M

I can sit on your gopher hole, and you can wipe from underground. :hahaha:

You're an excellent problem solver, Semicolon.  :lol1:   :plus:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #62 on: October 28, 2014, 05:44:59 PM »
Semi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.

If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread.    :police:


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I blame Semicolon.  :zoinks:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #63 on: October 28, 2014, 05:51:20 PM »
Semi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.

If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread.    :police:


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I blame Semicolon.  :zoinks:

I blame you and I'm going to punish you!!   :poopy:

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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #64 on: October 28, 2014, 06:26:17 PM »
Semi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.

If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread.    :police:


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I blame Semicolon.  :zoinks:

I blame you and I'm going to punish you!!   :poopy:

I can't be punished, that's what makes me so amusingly frustrating.  :zoinks:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #65 on: October 29, 2014, 07:11:41 AM »
I'm not wiping your ass. :hahaha:

Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.   :zoinks:

I can lower my butt to your level. :zoinks:

Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over.  :hahaha: The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.   :lol1:

I'm a mastodon, not an elephant, you groundhog. :M

I can sit on your gopher hole, and you can wipe from underground. :hahaha:

You're an excellent problem solver, Semicolon.  :lol1:   :plus:

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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #66 on: October 29, 2014, 11:19:07 PM »
Semi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.

If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread.    :police:


:whip:

I blame Semicolon.  :zoinks:

I blame you and I'm going to punish you!!   :poopy:

I can't be punished, that's what makes me so amusingly frustrating.  :zoinks:

It's all on topic. Even on a budget, the mastodon will not skimp on gophers.
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #67 on: October 29, 2014, 11:58:57 PM »
Sorry, what is the topic around here?
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #68 on: October 30, 2014, 04:26:50 AM »
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #69 on: October 30, 2014, 06:24:59 AM »
Semi, GG and Hyke, you are guilty of thread derailment.

If you continue this you will be rightly punished before being banned from this thread.    :police:


:whip:

I blame Semicolon.  :zoinks:

I blame you and I'm going to punish you!!   :poopy:

I can't be punished, that's what makes me so amusingly frustrating.  :zoinks:

It's all on topic. Even on a budget, the mastodon will not skimp on gophers.

Indeed not, but it seems that the budget gopher found me anyway. :GA:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2014, 08:46:07 AM »
  I bought really cheap bread yesterday.  It made lousy toast.  :'(
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #71 on: December 04, 2014, 07:18:33 AM »
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #72 on: December 04, 2014, 06:00:24 PM »
Fish,  cheap fish is just gross :zombiefuck:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #73 on: February 12, 2016, 05:30:20 PM »
Fish,  cheap fish is just gross :zombiefuck:

  Especially cheap tuna!  Albacore is nice.  "Chunk light" tends to look like cat food.  :sick:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #74 on: February 12, 2016, 05:31:27 PM »
  I won't skimp on desserts, when I'm off my diet.  Cheap flavorless cake is a waste of money!  :arrr:
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