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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PM »
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toilet paper

The only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.  :green:

  A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper.
   Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!  :tp:  :zoinks:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PM
toilet paper

The only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.  :green:

  A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper.
   Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!  :tp:  :zoinks:

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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2014, 07:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PM
toilet paper

The only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.  :green:

  A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper.
   Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!  :tp:  :zoinks:

:trollface:

Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need.  :zoinks:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2014, 07:58:10 PM »
Onions.  I will pay more for Red onions than yellow.
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 05, 2014, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PM
toilet paper

The only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.  :green:

  A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper.
   Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!  :tp:  :zoinks:

:trollface:

Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need.  :zoinks:

I'm not wiping your ass. :hahaha:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 05, 2014, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PM
toilet paper

The only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.  :green:

  A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper.
   Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!  :tp:  :zoinks:

:trollface:

Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need.  :zoinks:

I'm not wiping your ass. :hahaha:

Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.   :zoinks:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #51 on: October 21, 2014, 05:20:52 PM »
Gemstones.  :laugh:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #52 on: October 21, 2014, 09:59:03 PM »
Hi Jesse! Good to see you. :)
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2014, 03:49:47 PM »
Engine oil.

I always buy synthetic and it's worth the money.  8)
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2014, 07:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on October 24, 2014, 03:49:47 PM
Engine oil.

I always buy synthetic and it's worth the money.  8)

Same...I don't skimp on cheap filters either.
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2014, 09:34:23 PM »


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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #56 on: October 27, 2014, 07:39:33 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 05, 2014, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PM
toilet paper

The only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.  :green:

  A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper.
   Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!  :tp:  :zoinks:

:trollface:

Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need.  :zoinks:

I'm not wiping your ass. :hahaha:

Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.   :zoinks:

I can lower my butt to your level. :zoinks:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #57 on: October 27, 2014, 05:03:29 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 27, 2014, 07:39:33 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 05, 2014, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PM
toilet paper

The only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.  :green:

  A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper.
   Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!  :tp:  :zoinks:

:trollface:

Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need.  :zoinks:

I'm not wiping your ass. :hahaha:

Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.   :zoinks:

I can lower my butt to your level. :zoinks:

Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over.  :hahaha: The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.   :lol1:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #58 on: October 28, 2014, 12:38:22 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 27, 2014, 05:03:29 PM
Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over.  :hahaha: The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.   :lol1:
Mastodon birthing chair can solve that.  :nerdy:
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Re: Even on a budget, I won't skimp on ...
« Reply #59 on: October 28, 2014, 06:59:10 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 27, 2014, 05:03:29 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 27, 2014, 07:39:33 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AM
I'm not wiping your ass. :hahaha:

Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.   :zoinks:

I can lower my butt to your level. :zoinks:

Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over.  :hahaha: The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.   :lol1:

I'm a mastodon, not an elephant, you groundhog. :M

I can sit on your gopher hole, and you can wipe from underground. :hahaha:

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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 27, 2014, 05:03:29 PM
Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over.  :hahaha: The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.   :lol1:
Mastodon birthing chair can solve that.  :nerdy:

:indeed:

It would have to be a big chair. :GA:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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