Mister Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
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I buy real butter, not margarine. Sweet cream salted butter makes life better.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
toilet paper
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PMtoilet paperThe only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.
Semicolon wipes for me.
What favours are you offering in return, I wonder.
... 100% genuine maple syrup. It's damned expensive (my local supermarket sells it for about $11 a pint), but it's like the nectar of the gods when poured on hot buttered waffles. Artificially flavored syrups won't do anymore. I hoard cleanish napkins and paper towels from work and other people's houses rather than opening any of the rolls of paper towels I bought 2 months ago, but I will not skimp on maple syrup. It's the real stuff, or nothing at all!