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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #180 on: February 26, 2018, 08:48:03 PM »
*wipes with handy rodent*
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #181 on: February 26, 2018, 09:47:58 PM »
Now you know why I wear so many petticoats.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #182 on: February 27, 2018, 12:43:58 AM »
I feel... violated.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #183 on: February 27, 2018, 10:20:02 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 27, 2018, 12:43:58 AM
I feel... violated.

Just wait until the Weeble finishes violating you.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #184 on: February 27, 2018, 09:55:32 PM »
Man I need to pinch off a police officer. *folds the rodent's skin inside out and wipes again, before sewing it back onto the rodent. Sorry I think I followed through there a bit :spazz:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #185 on: February 27, 2018, 10:07:56 PM »
Let's all share the rodent!
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #186 on: February 27, 2018, 10:37:33 PM »
Enjoy your rabies.  :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #187 on: February 27, 2018, 11:29:47 PM »
I've turned your kind inside out!
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #188 on: February 28, 2018, 12:31:01 AM »


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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #189 on: February 28, 2018, 12:52:57 AM »
That's just wrong.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #190 on: February 28, 2018, 02:03:11 PM »
Yeah, agreed. You need a stick mounted on the outside, as well as a fuse at the back. Without the stick, the trajectory would be all wrong and it would just shoot off and go flying round in random circles all over the show before exploding in a shower of incandescent stars and gopher-guts :P
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #191 on: February 28, 2018, 02:41:11 PM »
Gee, and I thought duct tape was the usual answer.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #192 on: February 28, 2018, 03:50:49 PM »
Well one could wrap the rodent-rocket in duct tape once finished packing the propellant charge, fuse, and any warhead inside. That could help provide some additional resistance if using something like a flashpowder charge and make the rodent-rocket go off with a louder 'bang!' once launched.



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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #193 on: February 28, 2018, 08:16:32 PM »
In the moon. Not to.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #194 on: February 28, 2018, 10:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on February 27, 2018, 11:29:47 PM
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That's how to get the biggest rabies.  :zoinks:

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