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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #165 on: February 19, 2018, 02:31:14 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on February 19, 2018, 11:27:00 AM
So the handle on that gets squeezed?

No. It's not your knife, it's mine.  :lol1:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #166 on: February 22, 2018, 10:49:20 AM »
I think I sexually assaulted a man last night.  I told him he looked like Ben Affleck.  I guess it was okay because he was pleased.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #167 on: February 22, 2018, 04:12:06 PM »
Did you touch his bum?  :heisenberg:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #168 on: February 22, 2018, 04:23:45 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 22, 2018, 10:49:20 AM
I think I sexually assaulted a man last night.  I told him he looked like Ben Affleck.  I guess it was okay because he was pleased.

Which Ben Affleck though.... The Ben Affleck before he was famous, or the Ben Affleck after he was famous?
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #169 on: February 22, 2018, 04:42:29 PM »
Bearded Ben Affleck.  And no, I didn't touch him.  His wife was there.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #170 on: February 22, 2018, 07:15:15 PM »
This guy right?


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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #171 on: February 23, 2018, 02:48:39 AM »
No beard.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #172 on: February 23, 2018, 03:02:06 PM »
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #173 on: February 24, 2018, 03:56:40 AM »
That's weirdly disturbing.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #174 on: February 24, 2018, 05:59:28 AM »
But still highly arousing!
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #175 on: February 24, 2018, 08:10:34 AM »
I'd Grab your bum, Bodie, but only if you asked me nicely
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #176 on: February 24, 2018, 12:57:30 PM »
You like the white creamy stuff...that comes outta a bird's ass? :bird:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #177 on: February 24, 2018, 06:08:47 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on February 24, 2018, 12:57:30 PM
You like the white creamy stuff...that comes outta a bird's ass? :bird:

I really don't
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #178 on: February 24, 2018, 10:34:26 PM »
It's good for your complexion.  :orly:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #179 on: February 26, 2018, 06:52:03 PM »
*touches everyone's bums*
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