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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #120 on: February 01, 2014, 02:32:15 PM »
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #121 on: February 01, 2014, 03:30:43 PM »
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #122 on: February 01, 2014, 03:32:07 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on February 01, 2014, 03:30:43 PM
Quote from: Punxsutawney Phil on February 01, 2014, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on February 01, 2014, 10:00:47 AM
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Quote from: El-Presidente on February 01, 2014, 03:58:51 AM
Would anyone like to touch my bum?  :'(

*touches El-Presidente's butt*

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Loving the seasonal sock.

I have no idea what happened to me, but I'm loving it too.  :agreed:

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #123 on: February 02, 2014, 02:53:54 AM »
The sock finally changed socks. :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #124 on: February 02, 2014, 09:06:41 AM »
That still doesn't change much though.  :zoinks:

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #125 on: February 04, 2014, 10:49:14 AM »
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 01:03:30 PM
Bum's should be stroked or smacked.  'Touching' is insufficient.

Plurals are never apostrophized :M

However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #126 on: February 04, 2014, 01:14:41 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 04, 2014, 10:49:14 AM
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 01:03:30 PM
Bum's should be stroked or smacked.  'Touching' is insufficient.

Plurals are never apostrophized :M

However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"

 :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #127 on: February 04, 2014, 01:16:10 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on February 04, 2014, 01:14:41 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 04, 2014, 10:49:14 AM
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 01:03:30 PM
Bum's should be stroked or smacked.  'Touching' is insufficient.

Plurals are never apostrophized :M

However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"

 :zoinks:
*runs away*

 :2thumbsup: for bum related grammar nazism.

Or if there were several chaps named Bum who owned a stroke then it would be Bums' stroke.  :cbc:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #128 on: February 04, 2014, 08:43:50 PM »
This guy I went to high school with was known as Bum... only because his last name was Baumgartner.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #129 on: February 04, 2014, 11:54:55 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on February 04, 2014, 01:14:41 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 04, 2014, 10:49:14 AM
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 01:03:30 PM
Bum's should be stroked or smacked.  'Touching' is insufficient.

Plurals are never apostrophized :M

However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"

 :zoinks:
*runs away*

 :2thumbsup: for bum related grammar nazism.

Actually it's "bum-related", with a hyphen. :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #130 on: February 06, 2014, 12:27:53 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 04, 2014, 11:54:55 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on February 04, 2014, 01:14:41 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 04, 2014, 10:49:14 AM
Quote from: bodie on February 01, 2014, 01:03:30 PM
Bum's should be stroked or smacked.  'Touching' is insufficient.

Plurals are never apostrophized :M

However, if Bum was a name, and he owned a stroke, then it would be "Bum's stroke"

 :zoinks:
*runs away*

 :2thumbsup: for bum related grammar nazism.

Actually it's "bum-related", with a hyphen. :zoinks:

I saw what you did there...

Enjoy consolation prize.

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #131 on: February 06, 2014, 12:38:42 AM »
Can we talk more about bums? :P
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #132 on: February 06, 2014, 02:18:00 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 06, 2014, 12:38:42 AM
Can we talk more about bums? :P

I tried being a bum but it was too much work.  :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #133 on: February 06, 2014, 09:58:35 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on February 06, 2014, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 06, 2014, 12:38:42 AM
Can we talk more about bums? :P

I tried being a bum but it was too much work.  :zoinks:

But being a bum is easy. You just sit and shit and sometimes get touched licked or fucked.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #134 on: February 06, 2014, 09:02:47 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on February 06, 2014, 09:58:35 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on February 06, 2014, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 06, 2014, 12:38:42 AM
Can we talk more about bums? :P

I tried being a bum but it was too much work.  :zoinks:

But being a bum is easy. You just sit and shit and sometimes get touched licked or fucked.

No way man. Spare changing is hard work!  :zoinks:
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