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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2014, 11:53:57 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on January 29, 2014, 09:18:34 AM
There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat).  I still have no idea what it meant.
Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you.  ::)
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2014, 02:25:01 PM »
Do you think Nobel laureates have first-hand experience in such matters?
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2014, 02:44:28 PM »
As long as it happened before their bum got too fat.  :zoinks:


Divisible by 3.  :hyke:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #48 on: January 29, 2014, 03:17:08 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 11:53:57 AM
Quote from: Genesis on January 29, 2014, 09:18:34 AM
There was a girl when I was in junior high, that pinched my bum (This was before I got too fat).  I still have no idea what it meant.
Really? Try posting that ^^^ @ Answers.com and maybe a Nobel Laureate can figure it out for you.  ::)

Genesis stop pretending to be so fucking stupid. You aren't fooling anyone.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #49 on: January 29, 2014, 05:07:17 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 29, 2014, 02:25:01 PM
Do you think Nobel laureates have first-hand experience in such matters?

Perhaps President Obama does. :GA:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #50 on: January 29, 2014, 05:12:37 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 29, 2014, 10:56:15 AM
Quote from: Gary on January 28, 2014, 06:44:45 PM
That's assault.  :zoinks:

You think that's assault huh? How cute. :mischief:

Yeah, I'm cute, ain't I?  :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #51 on: January 29, 2014, 06:22:52 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 02:44:28 PM
As long as it happened before their bum got too fat.  :zoinks:


Divisible by 3.  :hyke:

  Bums are not divisble by 3.  Not on this planet, anyway.  :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #52 on: January 29, 2014, 06:38:34 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:22:52 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 02:44:28 PM
As long as it happened before their bum got too fat.  :zoinks:


Divisible by 3.  :hyke:

  Bums are not divisble by 3.  Not on this planet, anyway.  :zoinks:

PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #53 on: January 29, 2014, 06:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 06:38:34 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:22:52 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 02:44:28 PM
As long as it happened before their bum got too fat.  :zoinks:


Divisible by 3.  :hyke:

  Bums are not divisble by 3.  Not on this planet, anyway.  :zoinks:

PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:

  My interpretation is funnier.  :P
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #54 on: January 29, 2014, 07:27:59 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 06:38:34 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:22:52 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 02:44:28 PM
As long as it happened before their bum got too fat.  :zoinks:


Divisible by 3.  :hyke:

  Bums are not divisble by 3.  Not on this planet, anyway.  :zoinks:

PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:

  My interpretation is funnier.  :P
No. It is not.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #55 on: January 29, 2014, 07:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:27:59 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 06:38:34 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:22:52 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 02:44:28 PM
As long as it happened before their bum got too fat.  :zoinks:


Divisible by 3.  :hyke:

  Bums are not divisble by 3.  Not on this planet, anyway.  :zoinks:

PPK's postcount is divisible by three. :litigious:

  My interpretation is funnier.  :P
No. It is not.  :thumbdn:

  You thought you had three butt cheeks.  Now you're just butthurt.  :hahaha:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #56 on: January 29, 2014, 07:33:21 PM »
Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter.  :flyingbat:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #57 on: January 29, 2014, 07:34:42 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:33:21 PM
Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter.  :flyingbat:

  I think you mean YOUR dyscalculia.  Stop trying to spin your blunders.  :hahaha:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #58 on: January 29, 2014, 07:39:23 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:34:42 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:33:21 PM
Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter.  :flyingbat:

  I think you mean YOUR dyscalculia.  Stop trying to spin your blunders.  :hahaha:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #59 on: January 29, 2014, 07:40:46 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:39:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 07:34:42 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on January 29, 2014, 07:33:21 PM
Your dyscalculia is no laughing matter.  :flyingbat:

  I think you mean YOUR dyscalculia.  Stop trying to spin your blunders.  :hahaha:
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