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Re: Numbers
« Reply #270 on: February 24, 2016, 05:26:09 PM »

Honestly, one of my challenges revolves around my having to read everything forward and backward before I can make sense of it.

Palindromes throw me off and I have to read it again and again. (I asked Callaway to remove thousands of my posts because I saw a devastating palindrome approaching in my post count. I was not able to look the other way. So my post count is off by a bit)

It does not always fuck me up, but the other night my car's odometer reading reached 12021 while I was in a drive through service.

I was stymied. I could not figure what to do next. This shit happens. I was "almost"  Stopped until the server asked what else I needed. I finally gathered myself and asked for extra napkins,  put the car in gear again and started moving.  My wife asked, "What were you doing?"
She knowws, but she does not always recognize things.

Palindromes or numbers that are the same when upside down somehow follow me.

109601 was my student number. Loved it.
11 was my examn number in secondary school. 121 in university.

Pass numbers, phonenumbers, some of them have been palindromes or numbers that could be turned upside down and still be the same.


Funny, ex got a few angry phonecalls, because he answered with his name and not with the name of the person she expected him to be. (How did you get this number, did you steal this phone, you're a thief, stuff like that) Then we realised she tried to reach someone with his phone-number upside down. She just dialed the number from a small piece of paper, without anything written with it.
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #271 on: February 24, 2016, 06:54:34 PM »
Our phone number is xxx-7954.  The pharmacy's number is xxx-1954.  It's mostly older (than me) folks who misread the number.

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Re: Numbers
« Reply #272 on: February 25, 2016, 03:20:50 PM »
My brother and the dentist in that village have an almost identical phone-number. They also have the same surname.
He gets lots of interesting things on his answering machine.  :lol1:
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #273 on: February 27, 2016, 02:33:22 AM »
My post count was 7777 awhile back.

I couldn't post for a whole day, didn't want to mess it up. :zoinks:

  Your current 7799 is a very nice number as well.  :trollface:

Stop it, you evil weeble. We want her to post. >:(

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Re: Numbers
« Reply #274 on: February 27, 2016, 02:34:43 AM »
Our phone number is xxx-7954.  The pharmacy's number is xxx-1954.  It's mostly older (than me) folks who misread the number.

I tried to call you but couldn't find the "x" on the pad. :tard:
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #275 on: February 27, 2016, 10:13:03 AM »
Our phone number is xxx-7954.  The pharmacy's number is xxx-1954.  It's mostly older (than me) folks who misread the number.

I tried to call you but couldn't find the "x" on the pad. :tard:

It's right by the "y"

Seriously, if anyone wants to call me, forget it.  I have enough trouble with ya'll on the web. ::)
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #276 on: February 28, 2016, 04:45:21 AM »
Our phone number is xxx-7954.  The pharmacy's number is xxx-1954.  It's mostly older (than me) folks who misread the number.

I tried to call you but couldn't find the "x" on the pad. :tard:

It's right by the "y"

Seriously, if anyone wants to call me, forget it.  I have enough trouble with ya'll on the web. ::)

So you can call me instead.
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #277 on: February 28, 2016, 04:45:32 PM »
Our phone number is xxx-7954.  The pharmacy's number is xxx-1954.  It's mostly older (than me) folks who misread the number.

I tried to call you but couldn't find the "x" on the pad. :tard:

It's right by the "y"

Seriously, if anyone wants to call me, forget it.  I have enough trouble with ya'll on the web. ::)

I could send you a postcard.
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #278 on: February 28, 2016, 05:37:23 PM »
I wouldn't mind a phone call, it's just that I'm shit on a phone.  I totally blank out and don't remember the conversation.  Makes appointments a real bitch.  I have to write them down while I'm on the phone or I'll forget what date and time as soon as I hang up.
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #279 on: February 28, 2016, 05:40:26 PM »
I wouldn't mind a phone call, it's just that I'm shit on a phone.  I totally blank out and don't remember the conversation.  Makes appointments a real bitch.  I have to write them down while I'm on the phone or I'll forget what date and time as soon as I hang up.

  Do you text at all?  I love to text, I prefer it to live phone calls.  :orly:
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #280 on: February 29, 2016, 12:22:54 PM »
I wouldn't mind a phone call, it's just that I'm shit on a phone.  I totally blank out and don't remember the conversation.  Makes appointments a real bitch.  I have to write them down while I'm on the phone or I'll forget what date and time as soon as I hang up.

Don't worry, I won't actually call you. I hate talking on the phone.
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #281 on: March 06, 2016, 05:07:20 PM »
  I'm totally calling every one of you and   :blah: :blah: :blah:


   Here I am calling you from my apartment  :multitask:  while doing my dishes!  It's gonna be great!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #282 on: March 07, 2016, 11:51:48 AM »
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Re: Numbers
« Reply #283 on: July 29, 2016, 06:57:39 PM »
My post count is 10,000.

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Re: Numbers
« Reply #284 on: July 29, 2016, 08:20:31 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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